hmmmm I should try that

She wanted to make herself feel welcome lol

LOL, happens with the best

lol. what the heck with the apron?

Big fuckin deal. unless it was crotchless panties...

...Or you dingdong hangin out. Or both... don't want that mental image. Dafp.

in soviet Russia, it's fucking cold so we wore clothes 24 hours a day

how do u put a profile pic on this retarded thing???? 

PICS or it didn't happen pretty sure ur new neighbors enjoyed the show though...unless ur ugly

aprons rock. you don't have to worry about getting paint & stuff on your clothes. except no clothes underneath. hmmm

Seriously is this an Fml because someone saw your legs? And I thought I was an uptight conservative fucker...

hahahaha dumbass

that's hot.

41, log in @ a computer :)

Welcome to the neighborhood! 

It's not like you were completely naked...

people could just think it's a bikini .. unless you're like wearing a thong . but what's with te apron?

I bet it was a dude

my thoughts exactly #1

how is this an fml? and by the way OP, I would love some pics of that apron, with you still in it of course

Lol. I did something like that before. But wtf with the apron? :o

ydi for wearing an apron .. ew ? baha

NIce to meet you neighbor! *slaps ass*

#35-you are my favorite on here, BY FAR OP- Haha.. so you didn't here me whistling?..DAMMIT.. well i tried ^.^

no better way to say "welcome to the neighbourhood" ;)

ha 1 wins

she was wearing an apron so it doesn't even matter if they were crotchless OP is just over reacting

hey 101. in soviet Russia nobody gives a donkeyshit about you! :D

How ****ing retarded do you have to be to walk outside in underwear? You deserve it...

Please tell us you are not 600 pounds and have never shaved.

fml for not being there. ydi for telling me about it. D:

=)!!!

how do u know its a girl

how many guys wear tank tops

wow 41

apron??? are you a guy or a girl???

some 1 explain wat this fml means.....

this reply makes me laugh because i had to read the comments to get it!

i kno alot or guys that wear tank tops

@101 - actually I thought it was a quite clever twist on the tired ass played out soviet russia jokes. If you don't know then you don't know. ignore it.

In Australia tank tops are quite common for men. Although that may be due to our weather. They're also referred to as 'wife beaters'.

Pervert

156-lol wifebeaters!

You're cool.

Urg, comment bug is annoying.

hey freeze, where do u get those pics from? they're hilarious.

It's happened to me a few times too!

Wish I was there with you having that much junk in the trunk!

118 nice ass ;)

welcome to the neighborhood xDDD

Well if she is attractive and was wearing a thong theeenn lucky neighbors if she had granny patties on and she is not so attractive the not so lucky neighbors :D

OP's housewarming gift: 1 bottle of wine 2 packs of condoms 4 horny neighbors of either gender

ahgreeeed:D

#1 is so on the same wavelength as me!! was just about to say that!!

how could u not notice that!!!

x= 8

GENIUS! ^

isn't the OP a girl.????

Girl's have crotches too... Oh, and in my world, X == 8. XXXX = Beer, therefore, X = Beer/4.

Win^^^

well, if BEER = 32, X can equal 8.

*you're

actually I believe it's your'e retarded.

What? No.

Her what just stupid?

Visit Miami in the simmer. I mean, summer. Hotter than Hades.

it's Texas buddy...