Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
1d1r1a1g1o1n 0
You deserve it for smoking
Burning_Star_IV 3
thts wat u get for smoking u butter fingered retarded
Angejolie 0
Smokers are jokers.
IchbinSyn 0
3rd grade??
BeyondDespair 0
Lol so true @ 52, I'd hate to breathe out of a tube. :I Which is why I don't smoke :D
lolwho 0
ydi for smoking
Person1233 12
You're complaining about burns on your chest, but not concerned for the damage that cigarette is doing on your lungs? YDI for inhaling fumes given off by burning toxins.
Taggart 0
I hate it when people crucify others for smoking just because they've had some DARE classes in elementary school. Grow up. Smoking causes cancer -- WE ALL KNOW. It's safe to assume the OP chose to smoke while knowing that, so let's just move on. But YDI for being a klutz. Hopefully those burns heal with time.
Person1233 12
I don't see your point. If OP chose a habit that would give her cancer, she deserves every injury associated with it. Hell, if she wrote an FML about being hit by a truck while smoking, I would say YDI for smoking.
Taggart 0
@ 115: You'd say YDI for smoking if the OP got hit by a truck? Well...then you'd just be wrong. = P Would you say YDI for the OP holding a candle if the OP accidentally dropped a candle onto her chest and got burns from it? I find that doubtful, and highly illogical. It is because the OP dropped the cigarette that she got burns; it's not an inherent result from her smoking. My point was that commentators love showing off their attitude against smoking, and it's rather irrelevant. And kinda annoying en masse.
Desperation 0
Dropping a candle and dropping a cigarette is very different. Dropping the candle will, for one, heal faster and not cause cancer. Cigarettes, on the other hand will cause cancer. Oh, and we all love to inhale toxic fumes. Am I right? No. I'm not. Stop complaining and live with it, Mrs.Chan.
Taggart 0
@169 It's called context, and in the context of my reply to #115, they're one and the same. Learn it. And wtf. How would dropping a candle in your shirt heal faster? I'd imagine it'd just result in larger burns. Make some sense Whatever, I'm done procrastinating for a while.
guckylynn 19
They could deserve getting hit by a truck for smoking, because if they didn't smoke, they might not have been outside.
Jetsu 0
your all just ignorant idiots! i agree with taggart, how would ydi for getting hit by a truck. and you right above me you say she wouldnt be outside if she wasnt smoking, well that would be true if she was a fat loser like you. but the rest of the world goes out and has friends and we do stuff in the real world and some of those things involve smoking drinking and general debautchery. however thats all irrelevant to my point. hey taggart how much you wanna bet that half these idiots are like 12 cuz at that age i dissed rigs too, but then i grew up and made choices, i wont say smokings good. shit its a horrible habit but with ignorant people like you out there the world will keep smoking. you ever tell a child not to take the cookies? whats the first thing they do? they take it and eat it! with all you little babys whining about smoking people will always buy more just to rebel! or most likely to not be like any of you!
water2210 0
moron
thunker17 0
You should know better than to smoke. I guess you just picked a long death happeneing over many years and a shortened life. Sucks for you, but it was totally your choice. QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD!!!!!
Dawgsays 0
YDI for smoking, but how the hell do you manage to drop it?