Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
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Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, I was eating a donut and watching TV with my cat. I saw a dark glob on my shirt and ate it, thinking it was dropped icing. It was my cat's earwax. Disgusted, I ran to the bathroom and tried to rinse with hydrogen peroxide. I sprayed it in my eye. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
Did you cough up a hair ball afterward?
cmonger 27
Even if they were burnt pecans why would you keep eating them?
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Comments (56)
hard_candy 25
this made me laugh. reminds me of when my mom brought home her coworker's home made bacon cookies. my sister and I thought it tasted worse than dog food.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I gasped out loud at first because I only read "Today, I accidentally ate a cat..." Then I read the rest of the sentence and was very relieved. So yeah, it could be worse. At least you didn't eat a cat.
middlenamefrank 8
What's the big deal? It's nutritious and certainly not toxic in any way. Okay, maybe it doesn't taste that great, but so what? It's not like you accidentally swallowed drain cleaner or something.
awkwardloveannie 28
i read "i accidentally ate a cat" and then my brain shut down
loera1110 6
You didn't just spit them out you freaking spat them out
HollyPolly 19
oh goodness, at least you spit them out instead of continuously eating them... some people, I swear.
zehtinyapple 17
Poor kitty, now it has a few less treats.
lil_ham1644 29
It has fewer treats
rocketgurl 15
Now you've got that nice fishy-breath OP
wesleyc2110 22
Meow you know not to do that
Rayth 19
Why was the cat treats next to the pecans in the first place?