Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
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Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
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Steve95401 49
Did you cough up a hair ball afterward?
cmonger 27
Even if they were burnt pecans why would you keep eating them?
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Comments (56)
HeWillBeLoved105 22
What's the problem? Every one at least once in their life has eaten animal treats. They're not gonna kill you.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Good for you.
chef4money 12
I used to eat kitten chow, back in the day when it came in a card board milk cartoon looking box. I still don't now why I did it but I did it often.
HeWhoIsNameless 9
I expected to see a lot of catty comments here. So glad to see I'm not disappointed. Meow!
snowflaky 22
As funny as this is, I'm not sure why this is an FML. So you ate something without reading the label first. YDI. And if you're keeping them in labeless jars that close together, YalsoDI. At least it wasn't fatal.
Sheh_fml 25
Well, it's not like cat food is bad for humans, seeing how we're pretty similar. So at least it's just gross.
Steffi3 40
I would have stopped after they tasted burnt. Why would you want to eat burnt food anyways?
thecman25 14
is this the start of catwoman?
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Honestly my grandmother once did the exact same thing. She isn't remotely senile or anything either, they were just in a ziploc bag in the cabinet, & it was exactly like what you did.
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Don't worry, I eat my cat's treats all the time. Meanwhile, the said cat steals my snacks and eats them on my recliner.
abNormal62 23
Did you do the "meow mix" song and dance afterwards as well?
irisr_fml 24
Too many people use the 'catastrophic' pun.. And sorry OP, hope they tasted well :)
lil_ham1644 29
Good
irisr_fml 24
Yeah sorry I'm from the Netherlands but I think you knew what I meant with the comment