Kids, Awkward and Work: What ARE you doing?

What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 350

You deserved it 1 523

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Treats For Days - 19/07/2013 13:54 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 111

You deserved it 26 547

Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 602

You deserved it 29 746

By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 793

You deserved it 1 863

By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 103

You deserved it 5 996

By ilovecharliesheen - 17/03/2015 07:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 609

You deserved it 14 265

Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 203

You deserved it 769

Candy Andy

By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 632

You deserved it 46 227

Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 827

You deserved it 6 933

By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 146

You deserved it 1 863

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 828

You deserved it 100

logank013 20

Monday 7 November 2016 12:03

That's when you explain to the mom that it's a Scooby snack and that they're for dogs and kids.

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Monday 7 November 2016 13:01

Well don't forget to offer her one too.

Comments

logank013 20

Monday 7 November 2016 12:03

That's when you explain to the mom that it's a Scooby snack and that they're for dogs and kids.

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Monday 7 November 2016 13:01

Well don't forget to offer her one too.

Nina825 21

Monday 7 November 2016 13:03

Well it's a treat after all

Savagephy 17

Monday 7 November 2016 13:03

Should've made him do a trick first maybe his mom wanted one too so she played dead

FlexMaster 10

Monday 7 November 2016 13:06

forget about dog treats. eat some bad eggs

GrumpyGrinch 23

Monday 7 November 2016 13:25

Its a fact that little kids do eat dog treats as treats. Saw in a market stall how a 3 year old run up to the open dog food bags and grabbed both hands full and ate as much as he could manage before his adult could stop him. The point being he already knew where the food is, that he wants it and that he will not be allowed. And no, that kid wasn't starving.

awildwhisper 30

Monday 7 November 2016 20:59

Just cuz they do doesn't mean they should. They're 3, they don't know better.

melbournearsenal 18

Monday 7 November 2016 14:28

To be fair, Dog food is still more nutritious than McDonalds

tigeresscrazy 12

Monday 7 November 2016 18:19

Wouldn't surprise me if it is lol

Sammeydw 22

Tuesday 8 November 2016 4:31

The stuff suck to the bottom of my shoes is more nutritious and healthier then most of the stuff at McDonalds. They have good drinks and the rest is **********!

Sharall 10

Monday 7 November 2016 14:30

Dog biscuits won't make a child sick or anything. Main ingredient is flour. I used to eat the non flavored ones as a kid. No harm done. Don't worry so much OP

cuz803 44

Monday 7 November 2016 14:34

Why the hell didn't the mom stop him if she was watching?!

kozuu 7

Monday 7 November 2016 21:46

maybe the kid had been annoying her all day and she was secretly happy.

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 8 November 2016 15:25

She might not know. My sister picked up some dog treats that look and smell like regular cookies. My niece (16) ate one - and wanted another one after she was told.