Today, my husband has been drunk and miserable for days. Not due to a death in the family, or losing a job, or anything normal, no. He has been diagnosed with Alpha-Gal allergies and can no longer eat red meat. He's crying because he "will never taste steak again." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, my husband is a chef and now he has Covid, he's so desperate not to lose his senses of taste or smell that he’s started gargling vodka to kill the virus in his throat faster. He’s even started squirting it up his nose, then crying because of the pain. I give up. FML
Today, I threw up due to food poisoning. Despite my fever and pain, my wife is completely convinced it was from secretly drinking, and I am now "PERMANENTLY FORBIDDEN" from drinking anything alcoholic. FML
Today, my husband is refusing to go to a gastroenterologist. His farts have gotten so rank, they could be used as weapon to extract info from political prisoners, but he still insists nothing is wrong. Another night of this and I’ll be sleeping outside in in 30°F weather. FML
Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML
Today, my husband and I once again argued over expiration dates. He says I’m paranoid and wasteful. I finally gave in and ate some food I wasn’t so sure of. Well, his innards must be made of vibranium because I’m currently in the fetal position on the bathroom floor after puking for an hour. FML
Today, I found out that my husband never actually took our new healthy lifestyle seriously when his coworker told me that now, instead of at the house, he keeps beer and cigars at his brother's house, and visits the Burger King drive through every day for lunch. FML
Today, after weeks of me "forgetting" to buy meat and animal products, my husband asked to talk. I was hoping he was getting the hints that I wanted us to go vegan. He wanted me to get checked for early-onset dementia. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
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angus 17
Dude’s upset. He’ll never savour the flavour again. Have a heart
tiptoppc 21
That may not be true. There’s a possibility with certain treatments that reset the memory of the immune system that is looking promising to things like these. It’s likely going to fix this too in the future Edit: while not available for humans (yet), a study with mice was able to retrain the immune system with certain nano particles, but currently if your husband avoids more of the tick bites and reinfection, it may settle down and the sensitivity may diminish or disappear over time. Yes, I understand this sucks, but for the first time with the latest treatments, my body stopped attacking my kidneys and other issues settled down using voyxact after decades of damage after getting (and surviving) Hantavirus as a teen. It targets B-Cells resetting the memory of immune system partially.
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angus 17
Dude’s upset. He’ll never savour the flavour again. Have a heart
tiptoppc 21
That may not be true. There’s a possibility with certain treatments that reset the memory of the immune system that is looking promising to things like these. It’s likely going to fix this too in the future Edit: while not available for humans (yet), a study with mice was able to retrain the immune system with certain nano particles, but currently if your husband avoids more of the tick bites and reinfection, it may settle down and the sensitivity may diminish or disappear over time. Yes, I understand this sucks, but for the first time with the latest treatments, my body stopped attacking my kidneys and other issues settled down using voyxact after decades of damage after getting (and surviving) Hantavirus as a teen. It targets B-Cells resetting the memory of immune system partially.
Yudith 28
Now that's the kind of people for whom plant-based beef that "tastes just like real beef" has been invented.
Ideal_Needle 20
His reaction is completely valid, I would feel the same way if that happened to me. You should have more empathy