By C45 - 25/12/2009 20:27 - Canada

Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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Muffinish 0

Well at least you got your stuff back...

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COBRAMORPH 0

She's a *****. At least she gave you back your stuff.

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grrrarrrg2 2

That ****** blows dude. At least you got the ring back. Not like that helps much right now. I've always found pouring sugar in their gas tank and pouring some industrial strength paint thinner over the hood of their car is pretty good revenge. just sayin!

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dudeitsdanny 9

I think the sugar in the gas tank was shown to be a myth on mythbusters?

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NicholasSucks 0

Ouch dude, that's not something I personally would have shared on this. That's just mad crumby.

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Idontgivedamn 0

This is a true FYL, but for all the people going right to revenge plotting, thats a tad extreme. Sure what she did was heartless, and she's probably a total bitch. She at least gave him stuff back, and broke up in a way that wasn't completely disastrous. I'm sorry for your lose, but don't do anything stupid to make it worse.

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lineababy 0

Wow, that really does suck. At least she didnt run off with the ring and your stuff though, that makes it a tad bit better. Now what you need for Christmas is a better girlfriend.

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Flamersplamer 0

to bad, she was complete WIN.

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loveinglikecrazy 0

awwww you poor thing

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bsoucie 0

what a bitch! atleast you didn't make the mistake of marrying her

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