Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally gave me a ring. Oh no, not an engagement ring. He gave me a ring "to apologize for sleeping with his married coworker." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
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Muffinish 0
Well at least you got your stuff back...
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, that's pretty cruel. Hang in there.
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Comments (57)
austin22 0
trdd
COBRAMORPH 0
She's a *****. At least she gave you back your stuff.
grrrarrrg2 2
That ****** blows dude. At least you got the ring back. Not like that helps much right now. I've always found pouring sugar in their gas tank and pouring some industrial strength paint thinner over the hood of their car is pretty good revenge. just sayin!
dudeitsdanny 10
I think the sugar in the gas tank was shown to be a myth on mythbusters?
NicholasSucks 0
Ouch dude, that's not something I personally would have shared on this. That's just mad crumby.
Idontgivedamn 0
This is a true FYL, but for all the people going right to revenge plotting, thats a tad extreme. Sure what she did was heartless, and she's probably a total bitch. She at least gave him stuff back, and broke up in a way that wasn't completely disastrous. I'm sorry for your lose, but don't do anything stupid to make it worse.
lineababy 0
Wow, that really does suck. At least she didnt run off with the ring and your stuff though, that makes it a tad bit better. Now what you need for Christmas is a better girlfriend.
Flamersplamer 0
to bad, she was complete WIN.
loveinglikecrazy 0
awwww you poor thing
bsoucie 0
what a bitch! atleast you didn't make the mistake of marrying her
ImASHMARTcookie 0
bitch i feel for u man :(