Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally gave me a ring. Oh no, not an engagement ring. He gave me a ring "to apologize for sleeping with his married coworker." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
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Muffinish 0
Well at least you got your stuff back...
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, that's pretty cruel. Hang in there.
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Comments (57)
babygurl23 0
Dude what u do wrong, you almost married a complete bitch lol
jillz 0
Looks like someone got enough Christmas money to finally be able to leave. I bet YDI.
uncripted 0
So Sad :(
gruesomeb 0
I invented the its me not you excuse! What a bitch though.
troyboyd05 0
No, no you didn't.
lolfmlfail 0
lol gruesome u wish that's been around for LONG ass time
aback 5
At least you got your stuff back. Some of those greedy bitches want to keep the engagement ring but dump your ass. Hope you find somebody good in 2010.
bill4ever 0
That sucks, Merry Christmas?
snafu57 1
just remember that women always whine that the good guys are either taken or gay. if you're not either, then you're in demand. better fishing ahead.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Wow. That has to hurt. The card was short and bittersweet :( Hey, at least you got your stuff back? I'm not one for blackmail (oh, who am I kidding?!) but, you know... if you have any nude pics, embarassing secrets, bad things she's said about her boss, etc... Now would be the time to use that.
FarSide 23
Better her than you.