Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally gave me a ring. Oh no, not an engagement ring. He gave me a ring "to apologize for sleeping with his married coworker." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
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Muffinish 0
Well at least you got your stuff back...
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, that's pretty cruel. Hang in there.
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Comments (57)
CallMeHush 1
Now how will you ever top that next Christmas? You know that girl at the coffee shop that has been throwing herself at you for the last six months. Enjoy.
Starfire22 5
Wow! What a bitch! At least you didn't end up getting married to her and have her divorce you... See, silver lining :)
ArtistsSunshine2 0
Geez im sorry...And shes a bitch for doing that and for giving you that cliche line.
Erindub 0
Yeah I agree with whomever said at least you got your stuff back. My ex broke up with me and refuses to give me my cat, my clothes and a few really special sentimental things I used to own, back. Consider yourself lucky.
Fop 6
Sue her. Should get your stuff + some repairs back.
TomasT 0
I wonder why people use the "It's not you, it's me" thing? If I break up with someone it is because I have a problem with them because of something they are... "It's you, not me!" Then of course, that is always open for debate...
paprik 0
I guess they would feel more guilty if they said it's your fault. Honestly I'd rather hear "you're an ass" and a list of the real reasons why she wants to break up. "It's not you, it's me" is just f**king pathetic and childish. I just don't believe anyone can truly mean it. Like it's really their fault, and they don't want to be a burden or whatever.
anguule 0
You'd better believe there are people like that. Some people will let you walk all over them, and then turn around and apologize.
LaurenMills 0
Wow your ex is a loser, like who the hell does that on christmas? Just make 2010 the best it can be and forget that douche bag.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
I INVENTED the "It's not you, it's me."
LaurenMills 0
sure you did
Zyphers 0
Good luck.
lpwTJtilli 6
FYL