Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Incubuss 0
It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.
configurator 0
Space pianos FTW
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Comments (187)
kombucha_fml 8
sounds like she doesn't like the clothes you wear
Bunbu 8
I second the "space pianos ftw" sentiment of #1. Your girlfriend is awesome. That shirt sounds so ******* awesome. If you don't like her, give her to me. I'd treat her right. :3
flar3 0
so you pay for sex. nice
mina_8 0
Maybe you shouldn't have had such high expectations. Did you really expect your girlfriend to know you were getting her a 400$ necklace? At least she remembered and got you something. Not everyone has hundreds of dollars to spend on gifts.
containsnosoy 0
If this is your wedding anniversary, I kind of agree FYL, but if this is just you two dating, man, should've known better.
CaptainPat 0
well... I'll take the shirt.
waterlogged07 0
Well maybe because the guy is suppose to give the girl a nice gift. and guys are MUCH harder to shop for.
ConSeannery 0
are you kidding? guys are very easy to shop for. Here's a quick list for you: knives powerful lasers (dealextreme.com) guns (pellet, paintball, etc) speakers electronics (nintendo DS, mp3 player, games, gaming console, ebook reader) guitar weights fireworks/explosives camping gear tools any accessory for his vehicle or if he's a bit of a geek, swords or action figures basically if it can build, destroy, shoot, or flash and make noises, a guy will like it. guys actually have to use their imagination to come up with something thoughtful if they don't want to spend a shitload of moneys
Manny_B92 0
Lasers, wtf??? Dr. Evil, is that you. "Sharks with LAZERS on their heads!" :-D. But guys are extremely easy to shop for, women on the other hand... not so much. We don't know what kinda jewelry you like, you may not like the smell of perfume we give you, clothing may not be "your style". Lol guys are easy, just get him something you know he likes (video games or sporting gear or whatever he's into).
DoctorDoomed_fml 0
I'll bet you're a woman, and I KNOW you're a goldminer. You're transparent though, so you won't be able to take advantage of smart people though (a.k.a. the ones with the money).
curefan91 0
I think that's cute and sentimental. & you're sweet for getting her that.
ConSeannery 0
dude that sounds like a ******* sweet t-shirt. $400 necklace though? unless you're ballin (which i doubt you are if you wrote an fml about this), that was excessive.