Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Incubuss 0
It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.
configurator 0
Space pianos FTW
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volsfanforever 4
But you get the gift of her. Men need to treasure women more. If you want to treat a woman like a possession, assume you'll get nothing in return. I bet you got sex after lavishing her with that necklace. So your choice. Possession or sex?
volsfanforever 4
But you get the gift of her. Men need to treasure women more. If you want to treat a woman like a possession, assume you'll get nothing in return. I bet you got sex after lavishing her with that necklace. So your choice. Possession or sex?
torisucks 1
What's wrong with you. That's the most amazing gift I've ever heard of!
jamal0000007 4
That shirt sounds really cool tho
Devzilla 0
Selfish. That was directed at u. Just stop bitching. No one cares
DarthVader77 9
Hope she made up 395 dollars difference in the bedroom. Otherwise, dump her
Krystal3408 32
At least the shirt was hilarious and now you have an excuse to get her a crappy present next time.
Cass_x 22
well hey, it's the thought that counts
SpyroCool 13
How is this an FML? That must be the best shirt ever
KatHelm 17
And that's a problem because....?