By Hate2Date - 05/04/2010 05:14 - United States

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Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML
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mikemalk123 0

Wow, got yourself a real winner there, apparently he's not quite as brilliant as he thinks you are... Not so sure if I'd say FYL or YDI, but it's funny all the same

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tgm0112 0

That was very likely a terrible joke, but this guy is in dire need of a game change. Does he think that might be a witty thing to say? FYL

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smurf1 0

wow, well some guys are like that and very sexist but not ALL guys. You have to remember to give the good ones out of the bunch their credit. Keep looking and a nice guy will show up eventualy. good luck OP.

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urmom5face 0

No, no, here's the correct response to that: "after you pull your dick out of my face, my reply actually will be..." *drink water* *spit it out on his lap*

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emilysexi3793 0

61 ur stupid it's spelled sammich

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pinktrapdoor 0

I love how he prefaces it with "not to be rude" :D

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mistyshaiah 3

Not to be rude, but he had a good point.

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Grenades101 0

I thought women wanted honesty? Go to your ***** friends if you want sensitivity.

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LeftyPitcher 0

19 ur probally the blind date can see why ur blind cuz u ugly as hell

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