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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Anybody who would judge if they want to be with a person off of a single glance is too superficial to possibly be worth the time. I actually hope you gave him a good time that night and made him like you then when he asks when he can see you again, look him up and down and ask why you would ever want to go out with a shallow prick like him.

  MDTeddy  |  13

There is a limit to how ugly you can be so try not to go that far. Have someone try and help you prepare for a date and not to ask someone who would say that you look good even though you don't just to make you feel better.

  Sandman366  |  6

Drink a lot, get him embarrassed, and make him pay the bill. Order one that you buy yourself and pour it on him just before you leave. If he tries to drive himself home, maybe call him in as a DUI.

  Boob_fml  |  6

I did not thumb you down due to misspelling douche, but because 9 out of 10 comments you make contain the words "asshole" and "Quagmire". Ok bye.

By  gracehi  |  31

"Well we might as well get a drink anyway."
*OP and guy start walking. OP sticks her leg out and trips the douche bag who falls flat on his face.*
I hour that's how it went down.