Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
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jayellef
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Call the cops.
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L_Lovegood
| 19
Nothing like family.
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jayellef
| 3
Call the cops.
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margie2194
| 12
Of course it's in Texas. Where else?
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Michael_92
| 20
But if you wait to call it could be more fun.
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uprising_fml
| 0
yes, because Texas is more susceptible to crime than Los Angles, Detroit and any other big city . that was sarcasm in case you didn't sense it . crime is everywhere, where are you from, Disney land ?
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jwade11
| 12
One of a kind family reunion!!!
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KK3137
| 31
14 - yes and Texas is also a big city...
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KK3137
| 31
14 - yes, because Texas is a big city..
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SandyyBabyy
| 6
6 & 26 - wow, ignorant much?
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pancakerocks
| 1
no way. i thought texas was a state. but what do i know.
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sadistmonkey
| 19
26 was pointing out that comparing Texas to Detroit and LA is odd
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trollfaced
| 2
That's not needed, his dad was just borrowing his car without telling him
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reaganomics
| 6
6 I'm interested to know the basis of that profoundly ignorant statement, why would Texas be the obvious place for this to happen?
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Lylej2k
| 2
LMFAO
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rainbowbigbird
| 7
14 - Even Disneyland has it's fair share of crime...
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KK3137
| 31
Yes, to everyone commenting on my comment, it was sarcasm. I was in fact pointing out that you should compare Texas to LA or Detroit because IT IS a state.
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jmtmxer
| 0
6- there are 49 other states plus all the other places in the world where people own cars..... So yea that's where else
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reginal
| 9
Ur a dumb ass
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sadistmonkey
| 19
TheIsland - I understood it before he explained it. Just because some people don't understand sarcasm doesn't mean that the sarcasm is bad.
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QuisMysterium
| 4
6 - Compton.
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Shootermtd25
| 7
maybe ur just not smart enough to figure it out
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BDTony13
| 0
FYL what a way to reunite!
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Like when ricky bobby's dad showed up for career day on taladega nights "if your not first your last!"
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aceman1992
| 9
Hey beggars can't be choosers.
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MyMilkShake2Yard
| 0
Did he ground u after u called the cops?
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L_Lovegood
| 19
Nothing like family.
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Moota
| 9
You just can't get enough of them.
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slick5880
| 22
As thick as thieves
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eva42_fml
| 0
Haha so true
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Mijn
| 2
That's not the best way to have contact with your father I guess, thought things weren't good between me and my father, but it doesn't seem that bad now..
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SolemnlyLove
| 7
I feel like you're not really telling us everything..
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white16sox
| 19
7 what more could be told?
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Horcruxer
| 0
Perhaps, a guy is trying to steal your car, you stop him and it's somehow revealed maybe thru a mum that he's your father?
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uprising_fml
| 0
how ironic ...
this sounds like a good plot to a novel .
OP: "dad...is that you??"
OPs dad: "uh no"
OP: "yes huh!! what's up dad?"
OPs dad: "shut the fuck up, I'm stealin' your car son."
OP: sad face ! ?
this sounds like a good plot to a novel .
OP: "dad...is that you??"
OPs dad: "uh no"
OP: "yes huh!! what's up dad?"
OPs dad: "shut the fuck up, I'm stealin' your car son."
OP: sad face ! ?
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
No
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SandyyBabyy
| 6
Sounds like a shitty novel.
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benderbot19
| 0
That wasn't a plot, that was just horribly-written dialogue.
Good luck on your novel.
Good luck on your novel.
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kidtoronto
| 5
Shut up 10
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Vegeto30294
| 19
Good luck getting Oprah to accept that.
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JrTinoco
| 6
Umm yeah... I don't see the irony
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white16sox
| 19
10 where is OP's gender specified?
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RaquelRox2299
| 0
What are you, 10? That was the worst "novel" I've ever heard!
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Frankinatore98
| 0
Still a better story than twilight
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florido_fml
| 10
He just wanted an excuse to start a conversation with you duhh
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Sammeh_Higgins
| 0
Stealing a car is the best way to say I love you. Didn't you know that? Fyl.
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skinthesnakes
| 6
Call the cops and 10 minutes later they will haul his ass off.
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
Awkward family reunion