By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth
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By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth
By Jennandco - 28/04/2015 05:23 - United Kingdom
Hey guys, OP here! Yeah hahah, it was just funny because literally 5 minutes before hand, I questioned whether he had, because I had my suspicions and he had a huge go at me for even suggesting it. I'm basically 'thick' because I didn't figure that when we were arguing about his number of jobs, he said 'at least I'm not an unemployed prick' he was talking about his actual genitalia, rather than just his employment (we weren't having sex because I was still recovering from an operation because I had been really ill) I didn't want to believe it because we had been on/off for 6 years and he really meant a lot, but then he showed me their messages discussing their sex just to hurt me further, but then expected me to get over it. So I guess then I kind of had to, huh? But it wasn't the first time he had done that, first time I tried to get over it. Not this time.
By getoffthephone - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By meeeee! - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Wilmington
By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Yorktown
McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)