By DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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omfg_creepers 8

What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.

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that_nerdy_sock 3

Sorry to state the obvious, but she's a retard for saying that! At least you got rid of her! Fyl :/

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Joey44 15

Ah yes, that age old-way to make a person with a disability feel better by calling the person who offended them "a retard". You're such a charmer.

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perdix 29

You should have said, "I meant slightly artistic," and then drawn her a crude sketch of a bunny or some shit. You can dump her later, say, after you've spooged on her face.

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lisha88 1

How can she judge you smh

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Bekll 31

What a discriminating bitch. Shell be alone forever.

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Euphorically 14

Most people would save that information for later, but thank god you came out with it. But more importantly, did you at least get to eat her dish?

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mrahhhhh 21

That would have been a great chance to use your pimp hand.

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wriptidez 0

obviously you are not retarded... its ok there are other girls in the sea

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Bekll 31

What a discriminating bitch. She'll be alone forever.

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jeffinfer_43 1

What a ****... Karma will get her

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chicfuzzball 0

I'm guessing hers weren't even tht bad XD

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Possum_Gurl 13

How is that ******* funny? Asshole

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