Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
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Top comments
ImaginaryFoe 1
This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.
Cbizzlez 10
what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care
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Comments (180)
butterflyhearts 0
My boyfriend probably would have sneaked back home to get his camera, came back, captured the video of me singing like mental woman, and then post it on every website that allows video uploading. :/
FunkyMonk174 0
Lol that is hilarious YDI!!! HAHAHAH
SlipKnoT_Fukk 0
105- so virgins just stand on tables singing? and that's acting like a virgin?
NicoleMarie80 0
haha wow.. thats umm kinda embarassing :P
salic77 11
adorable
SammieBrittsU 0
LOL aww
Brittonica 0
oh well boo hoo! at least u have a fun personality im assuming
DenvaaThuggets 0
Yea uhh Wiz Khalifa is better than Wayne or Eminem . Just gonna throw that out there .
Ms_Jessie22 8
I like some eminem songs. My favs are Cleanin' Out My Closet and Mockingbird. They're sadd :( But I agree I also like 3 am
lickmyjock 0
I love me some eminem too.
Ms_Jessie22 8
Dammit. This was supposed to be up there . Now I just look like an idiot for my random Eminem comment. Lovely.
veilinne 0
Well, if you're that excited about being home alone, than you are DEFF not old enough to have a boyfriend ... Soooo YDI for being dumb and childish ... And singing a shit song!