Miscellaneous: Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend...

By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:47

This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.

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Saturday 29 May 2010 2:51

what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care

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heatherrr17 19

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:35

Omg if i was dating someone who did that i would think they are awesome :)

lucasjames22 8

Friday 30 June 2017 15:44

I think you're lucky the table didn't collapse.

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