By tomuchtime - 02/06/2011 08:46

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Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.

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whyXD 13

sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.

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seanders 10

Hey it's my dick and I'll wash it as fast as I want to!

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shannonreneee 11

Hey, I remember you! You're that guy who got too burnt and now can't wank. Life ain't going too well for you, aye!

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TheTweaker 0

Today, I found out that even if somebody steals somebody else's FML, I will still have my comment removed for saying that it is stolen.FML

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Sirin_fml 46

@TheTweaker: This is the real world. Such things require the courtesy of proof, not bitching about the negative response you got for making unfair claims against the OP.

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iAmScrubs 19

Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.

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chiddy_bang71 0

I wouldn't want to take that pen back after his hands have been all over it... *shudders*

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mrl2468 0

is it actually rare to be a both handed masturbator? or do most guys only use their dominant hand? lol seriously.

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metazoanhaddock 11

I tend to switch hit every now and then...

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KayleighRenee 0

way to try to steal the attention 105.

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Malbec95thousand 1

someone who wacks with either hand can keep the pen...

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evan_7899 28

it is, we should build a sanctuary for you guys luke the red panda. You are an endangered specimen and should be preserved to teach future generations your ways.

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jasonrellet 22

My girlfriend tells people I'm ambidextrous, so they ask me to write with both hands, while she stands there and laughs. They don't know why she's laughing and I don't have the guts to tell them

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TheDrifter 23

Did he give you anything for the calluses?

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MaskingTape 2

You went to the doc to show off those huge forearms. I would too.

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burtonbullet 10

the ambidextrous man! teach me your ways, oh master of chastity!

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MaskingTape 2

After the comma, I actually snorted. Haha.

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JustinThunder 8

Well, if you decide to become a male prostitute you could make good money off of handjobs.

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threer 30

You mean a prostitute.

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poor_brown_eyes 2

Use that free time to hit on chicks... Then you'll fall in love... Get married... Have a kid... get bitched at. no nvm dont

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justalilrandom2 4

More like get married, get re-diagnosed with double tennis elbow. Can I get an amen?

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OhSoBueno 0

praise Satan.... j. k.

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BoobooBear8 0

lol women are not that bad

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KatherineAnne 7

I don't know why everyone says you stop having sex after marriage. Heck knows I won't! I'll be slipping my husband Viagra at 80!!

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