Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
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iAmScrubs
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Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.
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whyXD
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sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.
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therob10
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get some
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
... tennis lessons
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fruitschinpo
| 0
WINNN !
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zojieeu
| 6
girlfriend :D
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seanders
| 10
Hey it's my dick and I'll wash it as fast as I want to!
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shannonreneee
| 11
Hey, I remember you! You're that guy who got too burnt and now can't wank. Life ain't going too well for you, aye!
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staceysgenesis16
| 0
yum.
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TheTweaker
| 0
Today, I found out that even if somebody steals somebody else's FML, I will still have my comment removed for saying that it is stolen.FML
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Sirin_fml
| 46
@TheTweaker: This is the real world. Such things require the courtesy of proof, not bitching about the negative response you got for making unfair claims against the OP.
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marwan_mufc10
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hahaha what a loser
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SpenserDoherty
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have this like sir
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iAmScrubs
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Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.
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ppatty
| 0
wow lol
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chiddy_bang71
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I wouldn't want to take that pen back after his hands have been all over it... *shudders*
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LilMonsterGirl
| 10
Haha, that comment made my day.
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mrl2468
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is it actually rare to be a both handed masturbator? or do most guys only use their dominant hand? lol seriously.
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metazoanhaddock
| 11
I tend to switch hit every now and then...
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Igor_g5
| 0
I use both hands.
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KayleighRenee
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way to try to steal the attention 105.
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Malbec95thousand
| 1
someone who wacks with either hand can keep the pen...
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evan_7899
| 28
it is, we should build a sanctuary for you guys luke the red panda. You are an endangered specimen and should be preserved to teach future generations your ways.
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jasonrellet
| 22
My girlfriend tells people I'm ambidextrous, so they ask me to write with both hands, while she stands there and laughs. They don't know why she's laughing and I don't have the guts to tell them
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
Well maybe it's time to start playing tennis..
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YouDaIdiot
| 4
YDI for being a wanker
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lalala2012
| 2
he can't... he's got tennis elbows
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whiteboy7thst
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Try using a tennis racket to jack off.
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example947
| 0
tried it. not a good idea
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Creamysweeps
| 5
lmfaoooo
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blade4080
| 7
Instructions not clear enough, got my dick stuck in the toaster.
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TheDrifter
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Did he give you anything for the calluses?
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starile
| 19
some lube.
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whyXD
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sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.
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jake040
| 3
you mean too much dick in his hands?
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xxdark
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^ LOLLLLLL.
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ieatpegasuscrp
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Haha, 69 thumbs up on this comment
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XanderScythe
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How about 69 thumbs down?
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MaskingTape
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You went to the doc to show off those huge forearms. I would too.
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burtonbullet
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the ambidextrous man! teach me your ways, oh master of chastity!
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MaskingTape
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After the comma, I actually snorted. Haha.
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JustinThunder
| 8
Well, if you decide to become a male prostitute you could make good money off of handjobs.
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threer
| 30
You mean a prostitute.
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poor_brown_eyes
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Use that free time to hit on chicks... Then you'll fall in love... Get married... Have a kid... get bitched at. no nvm dont
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justalilrandom2
| 4
More like get married, get re-diagnosed with double tennis elbow.
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
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steveakafranxy
| 7
amen
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Mrrevorp
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amen
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OhSoBueno
| 0
praise Satan.... j. k.
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triggahappi273
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awoman
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BoobooBear8
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lol women are not that bad
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KatherineAnne
| 7
I don't know why everyone says you stop having sex after marriage. Heck knows I won't! I'll be slipping my husband Viagra at 80!!