Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 1
This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.
Cbizzlez 10
what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care
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Comments (180)
emilypwnsyourmom 0
love that my comments don't show up(: lolno
emilypwnsyourmom 0
wow.my other comment showed up,then got deleted.nice.
amandalovee 0
lol. wow. ur boyfriend got a surprise too eh?
cougarhunter308 4
wow ur hot Amanda
boopityboppity 11
If I were you, I'd move to Nebraska, Amanda. ^This guy seems creepy enough to find out where you live.
nizzy09 3
how is this an fml? if u can't do that kind of stuff in front of ur boyfriend out of fun... u guys have a problem
monkeygirl92 0
Exactly! My bf and I do the most embarrasing things in front of each other. Today we went to Burlington coat factory and he farted soo loud and then he looked at me and said "Bianca you disgusting girl!" lol I wasn't mad I just walked off laughing while people were staring at me. lol
Xx_jESSii 3
lol that's funny that's qood yur comfy around him lyk tht, I would of did the same thinq if my bf did tht to me
monkeygirl92 0
I mean it's not like I am ever going to see any of those people ever again in my life. So I really don't care if they think I farted. Lol my bf is a silly little boy.
amandalovee 0
good point. ehh many creepers out there.
HaxivX 0
holy shi- I mean that really awkward...
melissa333jade 3
LOL
icanhazlizard 0
There needs to be a "so the **** what" button on this site. So the **** what? Sorry to be rude, but really. He probably thought it was cute. If he didn't, you need to lose him. Fast.
Doopliss01 0
YDI for doing that -,-
canitbe 0
hahaha at least you weren't singing Taylor swift on the free way stuck in traffic and have ever on look at you. ahh good times tho.
OhHolaAlli 0
I'm guessing that happened to you :P
canitbe 0
yeaa all the time haha
ninjacapo 2
who gives a ****** shit up the ass. moist. anti-flood can suck my balls
ilovecodyscott 0
not an fml, unless you were dancing naked and doing some crazy stunts, you're good.... or unless you song really bad.
angeluv_2014 22
Why are all these comments being moderated??!! I wanna knoooooow
i_wuz_nver_here 31
why the **** did you say moist? it is fun tobday though, moist moist moist!!!!! :)
monkeygirl92 0
Your dog is absoultely gorgeous! I have a Maltese poodle. Her name is precious. :)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
why are my comments being pushed down the list. it was way higher when I posted it.