Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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missbadluk 0
damn that blows
Derp1256 0
lmao XD Well, that sucks for u. But atleast it wasnt a $2milion winner, then ud feel worse.
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Comments (171)
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Roll it up, stick some weed in it, and smoke the pain away
sxe_beast 11
Of course they didn't. Because the Illuminati control the lottery commission. This is another one of their social experiments! DON'T YOU SEE? They wanted him to go on some sort of psychotic rampage!!!!!
CVeNgineer 0
I would have cried lol
tj4234 36
could be worse. My grandmothers colleague at work won the lotto roll over on one of its biggest jackpots ever. Unfortunately he couldn't find his ticket.
ducttapewallet 7
Did group 935 almost turn it into a zombie?
leadman1989 16
Do you know how much (insert contraband here) that could have bought? FYL for serious.
roeallen 11
Or maybe that is EXACTLY what they wanted you to think. Those tricky groups, making it seem as though they've had it all planned when in fact they did squat. Nothing is worse than an idea-stealing organization.
pegasus187 9
FYL big time
sciencekidster1 8
You should check behind your cabinets more often.
COCKYmanUSC 3
I guess the phrase 'Better late than never' doesn't apply here...