Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
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AvatarNicole9 30
ummm.... duh?
tiptoppc 21
Idk. You have every right to be pissed, and parents screw up sometimes. Not sure i’d reground you for that. Adults act that way in society when falsely accused, punished and then apologized to after a harsh, undeserved punishment. Although the latter may involve lawsuits, but I wouldn’t expect my kids to brush off any injustice either
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AvatarNicole9 30
ummm.... duh?
tiptoppc 21
Idk. You have every right to be pissed, and parents screw up sometimes. Not sure i’d reground you for that. Adults act that way in society when falsely accused, punished and then apologized to after a harsh, undeserved punishment. Although the latter may involve lawsuits, but I wouldn’t expect my kids to brush off any injustice either
BurnInDemonFire 39
Shit happens... Wait, now I'm grounded too? ****!