Intimacy: Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles....

By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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By Janitoro - 23/11/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:54

come prepared

LeoF_fml 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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GasMaskKid13 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:01

Safety first!

Urbanchiller 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:14

Yup, just like your picture, who are YOU blowing?

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:26

^^^ lolol

Daboomboom 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:01

Did she have bomb gear too? Thar he blows!

Jimster1712 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:36

HURHURHUR

mk58 31

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:02

She knows she's going to make you explode when you cum, so she's trying to protect her eyes. She always thinks ahead, doesn't she?

chickenwalrus 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:50

yep, he always thinks adickhead.

witchdoctor1 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:25

I c what u did there :P

Dark_Angel003 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:03

Better safe than sorry!

astrozombi86 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:03

She's doing it wrong

amrik 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:12

Doesn't matter, had sex

JustinComments 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:05

But I cried the whole time?

HeyLookJesus 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:41

So incredibly right*

ukrage 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:36

Still counts!

Garytt 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:03

Kinky

trg568 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:04

thats awesome

Joshawott 21

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:04

At least she's wearing protection.

Urbanchiller 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:06

swallow is not on her menu?

Steven696 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:42

I hate swallowing with my eyes too...

AvikC818 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:06

Your girlfriend must give amazing head

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