Purr Evil

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Alachua

Today, I was awakened at 5:30 a.m. Did my dog need to go out? No. Did my alarm go off? No. My neighbor's asshole cat was on my window AC, scratching at my window, before pissing on the AC and jumping off. If I turn it on, my bedroom will reek of cat piss. The high today will be near 90. FML
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tounces7 27

Your air conditioner pulls air from inside your room, not the outside, so a smell in the outer shell of the AC shouldn't blow inside.

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Seeya55 31

Not only that, OP could just hose the exterior off. It's meant to be out in weather.

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depressive_sod 11

What a CATastrophe... for real though, seems like a cat is a cat is a cat, aka a sodding gash...

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bound101 7

I've not heard of the term sodding gash...what does it mean?

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samomaha 17

Sodding is that act of an*l s*x, and gash is a rude slang term for a v*g*na.

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tounces7 27

Your air conditioner pulls air from inside your room, not the outside, so a smell in the outer shell of the AC shouldn't blow inside.

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Seeya55 31

Not only that, OP could just hose the exterior off. It's meant to be out in weather.

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SJKatt 15

Pour Nature's Miracle Urine Destroyer for Cats into your air conditioner. (Please don't actually do this lmao)

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Warp1978 15

Our neighbours have that problem, he had to build a cage around the ac unit to stop it in the end. It hasn't stopped the cat from pissing allover the cage though😄

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xxlk4xx 6

I once had a random cat piss on the window of my then basement apartment, the windo was opened and I could never get rid of the smell, I love cats but they are also assholes

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Vesi 29

Guarantee that was a stray/feral un-fixed male. They spray to mark territory and it's quite a bit stronger than normal urine. Unfortunately, ALL animals do this. not just cats. It's their biological programming.

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