Love, Vacation and Awkward: Trip of a lifetime - FML

Trip of a lifetime

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML

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Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML

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Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I didn’t feel like going fishing, and compared me to his "fake" friends, even though every day for the past two months, I’ve gone every time he’s asked. But anytime I suggest we do something different, he shuts it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By Fubar0906 - 19/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, we're in the middle of vacation. Two days in, my dad no longer wants to do anything but sit in the hotel room and sulk because, "it's all about us." We'd already tried taking him to an antique car and motorcycle museum, and a local gun show, but he just sat in the car pouting. Five more days of this. FML

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Hangryko 31

Saturday 2 December 2023 21:42

It's time to reconsider this relationship, especially if he invited then continually excluded you on this trip.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 3 December 2023 0:41

Did he exclude you or did you just not like that he included other people because he was on a family vacation?

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Hangryko 31

Saturday 2 December 2023 21:42

It's time to reconsider this relationship, especially if he invited then continually excluded you on this trip.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 3 December 2023 0:41

Did he exclude you or did you just not like that he included other people because he was on a family vacation?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 3 December 2023 11:39

That's a very important detail.

KittyT 13

Thursday 31 July 2025 19:28

he told me those things were stupid, then did themwith others while I was on villa duty

Perry Winkle 6

Monday 4 December 2023 8:09

He sounds like my daughter's boyfriend, who's an absolute tool

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