Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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nikkiandyou 0
hmmm, was the person like bald or osmething, or have like scalp wrinkles that made it look likes lips? funny....but like...so weird..i dont get how you could have mistaken it
24788 7
FHL, he had to meet you.
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Comments (130)
Orgazm0 0
You are a very special person.
Maxaddicted 3
Lol at 17. He must have had a very hairy face...
keitorin 0
FAIL
fckaduck 0
Are you ******* serious? Did you think it was Chewbacca? P.s. - people typically have faces. Just sayin. Oh, and, while you're at work it's probably best not to say "what the **** are you staring at?" Not a good way to keep a job.
mauthem 0
LOL! high five #21
Genny 0
21, she said "what are you staring at?" No '****' there.
blah123blah 0
Maybe if people around here read... You would notice he wasshopping in the other aisle, could this 2 faced man possibly be short, bald, and sence he was in the other aisle, it's posible that only the top half of his head was visable? Then again though you would think that his glasses would be upside down if the man had happened to pull them straight up off his face. Who knows, I have seen people like this. I've even seen one bald guy do this, and he had a crease in his head that looked like a smile, althought I knew it wasn't the mans face because I am not mentally challenged, I found it rather kind of funny... I find this kind of sad...
nebjamin69 0
Wouldn't you be able to notice the ears though?
littlebluepill 1
Actually, it doesn't say anything about the next aisle, it says he was 'shopping in the aisle in front of her' which would mean that he was in the same aisle. OP is a moron for not noticing.
paperfox_fml 0
You swore at a customer? For looking at you? Seriously? I hope he reported you to your manager and you lost your job.
JP101 0
Not only that, but if he WAS staring at you, it's possible he needed something. So why wouldn't you ask, "Is there something I could help you with," instead of freaking out. You really are a retard.
tyrecius 4
OP did not mention swearing, and it was a genuine, harmless mistake. You, sir, are a little too harsh.
DevineLegacy 0
ummm what about the nose, mouth an most likely hair....you are eather very special or its fake
Walt_1990 3
LOL..must have been a WTF moment.
Horse_lady 0
Why would someone wear their sunglasses on the back of their head anyway? I've certainly never seen anyone do that.
de_fenestration 0
Really? I see guys with their sunglasses on the back of their head all the time. It's pretty common, at least where I live.
SarahStarzz 0
27 it's very common i dnk where u live but where I am it's common :)
imk3wl 0
didnt u find it weird that he had no face?
celenabee 0
how could you have mistaken that? wtf totally agree with #23