Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
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Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, I was hiding in the toilets at work, catching a quick pee/phone/vape break between patients. Pants down, scrolling my phone, puffing away. Suddenly the stall door opens and my manager is standing in front of me, staring. The stall door latch hadn’t closed properly. Now I can’t look her in the eye. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Dude, it's a bathroom. What was she expecting?
allmidnighteyes 11
Maybe OP's vaginal area resembles the forests of Mirkwood? Or perhaps a ruptured whoopee cushion?
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Comments (71)
scott_m319 0
The little girl may not have known better, but locked or not, there is a very easy way for the person walking in to avoid stuff like this: just knock on the freaking door! It's a no-brainer!
Deadguy71 0
So, security was outside that door, just WAITING for someone to scream and when she did, there was NO time for you to react.. They flew right in there. So fast you couldn't get your pants up. You were "standing" there pooping? or you were done with your dump and standing with your pants down freaking out little girls? Two possibilities.. #1- This is your cover story to hide the fact you're a pedophile, #2- It simply didn't happen at all.
Symphony_fml 0
Lies, girls don't poop. o.o
tylr6024 0
you guys are retarted. the op is a girl
WormsOnFire 1
they caught the crminal at the scene of the crime
agreedtodisagree 4
I guess she was expecting petals and sunshine from his ass. What came out was loose dark down Tatti.
MissAmz 7
I would've said "I GOT WALKED IN ON, the lock is broken!!! Gimme some privacy!!" I would've been really angry.
bryan788 29
wow did it scare the crap out of you?
AmyLeeEvFan 0
That..... sucks....
Wolfipoo 31
Not your fault, it's the places fault for not fixing it, they can't say anything against you on that.