By dibman - 07/01/2011 09:11 - United Kingdom
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yeah fyl because a boss talked down to you. old news.
nahh, your supposed to leave it in for a while. duhh!
Depends on the pencil...
But which hole does it go in? Some have different sized holes, for crayons or fingers. And how do we know when we're done? It would be funnier if it was the little hand held sharpener.
maybe a pen-is would be even better xD
Make sure the pencil cums (out) right. And also, your boss needs you to sharpen his rod too. (:
haha it's like a quickie: in and out in 3 seconds
U have to be in a calm, assertive state of mind. And you use your energy, its all about your energy.
it's cos ur gay. and he wants you pencil. ;D
The grammar Nazis are going to be all over this post.
Was he using terms like "use a gentle thrust motion" and hiding a hand in his pants at his own detailed description of... "pencil sharpening"?
Maybe, Mr. Fancy Pants, despite all your high-falutin' book larnin', you suck at sharpening pencils. No matter how many degrees you have, you still can be an educated fool. Now, sharpen those pencils like da boss wants his pencils sharpened. PS: If you were a real engineer worth a shit, you'd have shown him what a mechanical pencil is and be done with the tedium of sharpening.
just like an artist wouldn't use a mechanical pencil, neither would an engineer (note: yes I'm sure both have used mechanical pencils, but there's a reason there are fancy artist shading pencils and engineering drafting pencils) though, for writing crap, mechanical pencils are vastly superior
Depends on the detail needed. I routinely use 0.3mm mechanical pencils for my artwork. It's not just a haphazard deal, or got nothing better lying around.
well, I tried to say there are situations where it doesn't matter, but there are situations where you wouldn't dare use a mechanical pencil
because your boss has a sense of humor
Now everyone who is a jerk has a sense of humor. Great, just great.
Don't engineers usually carry around mechanical pencils? No need to sharpen those... Perhaps gift one to your boss.
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you stick it in the hole, move it around a bit, then take it out..easy :D
Step 1: Grab the pencil. Step 2: Sharpen the fucking pencil.