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BLACK TACO
racist much?
and ydi op. who does that? seriously...
@5 how is that racist? that's a product from taco bell. and to answer my question, emos do
no that's a half black half Mexican mix
wow ur a retard.
@5 your an idiot and you fail at life.
you are a ******* retard go dad ftw!
no you fail at life. look at your sign in name
That's ******* dangerous, retard!
next you're gonna demonstrate how empty your dads gun is.
same thing happned to me motherfuckers
Then all of what is being said applies to you too 81. This is simply a dumbass thing to do and the OP and 81 deserved whatever pain they got, because it wil make sure they don't do something so stupid again for a long time.
your not kayla are you? my friend from brummieland did this the other day ;)
I would do it don't b a puss
You shoulda tried slicing youre throat
ROFLOLMFAOO ! thats hilarious
@78: Yeah, or how safetys always work by hitting the butt of the gun on the ground while facing the barrel towards you..
yur emo
LMAO #78!
how is this racist
@78 that was the best laugh i've had off an fml post
@75 cuz you know I got spare steaks lying around to cut up
**** YOUR LIFE!! I'M SUPER CEREAL!!
yeee
i did that once with my finger. except i was like, 9. and i wabted to see if the knife was still sharp. :P haha i was a dull child.
total moron
NEVER trust dull people with sharp knives sharp knives dull people= BAD
this was funnier than the original FML
WIN 78!!
haha 78!
the knives aren't the dull thing in this situation...
I'm emo and I cut myself but not every does
Sharpest knife in the drawer...
Pft, at least it was your palm. YDI
How many stitches did ya get?
@2, yeah, seeing as how I test MY knives on the tip of my penis...
don't u mean "at least she was in the kitchen"!?
Duh, you can cut yourself with a dull knife as well. YDI.
he said laughably dull. im think maybe ste sharpness of a screwdriver.
Yea... Knives are sharp. Cutting to show how dull they r is a nono
well that was a YDI, no exceptions
You should have demonstrated on your neck instead of your palm. Perhaps then the punishment for your stupidity would have been more suitable.
^ yep. this
no! he doesnt deserve to die cuz he knew a knife was dull! u guys are just terrible...
But she didn't know
beware of sharks nearby.. or vampires
This made me giggle. Also, I totally imagined the look of shock on both their faces when she sliced her skin open, lol. Is that morbid? I think the OP will see the humor soon enough!
^#8 win! Just like what Bella did in New Moon. Got a papercut and vampires came pounding on her.
no just no! WE DONT NEED SPARKLY FAGGOTS!
But they're sparkly and cold and white and gross... Why wouldn't you want them around :|
Or a fruit or something
YDI Dumbass.
"...but it feels so right"
Dumbass. YDI for sure.
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Duh, you can cut yourself with a dull knife as well. YDI.
You should have demonstrated on your neck instead of your palm. Perhaps then the punishment for your stupidity would have been more suitable.