Intimacy: Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 08:13 - United States - Seaside

Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

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By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

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tzemmy 25

Wednesday 10 December 2014 16:18

so you kept the candy bar at work, and somehow didn't see or remember the word penis on it before giving it to your crush?

Standupmast3r 18

Wednesday 10 December 2014 16:21

You just gave your crush your penis. You should be happy.

Comments

thejonac 21

Wednesday 10 December 2014 17:28

should have really checked that candy first but try to laugh it off with him/her like it was a joke and you should be back in the game. good luck OP

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 10 December 2014 17:39

Maybe a Hershey's kiss saying "I like you" would be better

thejokingguy13 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 17:55

At least you weren't silly and you wrapped your willy

TypoFairy 20

Wednesday 10 December 2014 17:57

Just explain that you didn't realize it was the one your friend had written on until you saw her expression. We all have one of those friends (whether we admit it to others or not). I don't know anyone that would waste candy because there was a scribble on the wrapper

mr_aaaaaaaa 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 18:04

Just give her another better gift...show ur honest

Joshery 14

Wednesday 10 December 2014 18:10

Explain to her that your friend has a sick sense of humor and that you would never do such a thing ;)

kjmw89 1

Wednesday 10 December 2014 18:28

Haha what a great friend. If I had been handed it I would have just giggled so many uptight people in this world. It's just a word it's not going to hurt anyone if she didn't see it was even a little bit funny find a new crush

sydneysays 15

Wednesday 10 December 2014 19:43

Tell her what happened. Another reason to talk to your crush!

Niedermayer_20 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 19:48

What's the worse that can happen.

justthinkalittle 8

Wednesday 10 December 2014 20:56

Must have had the Candy in his pocket for a loooong time before digging it out to get attention... Just gross. If you really like her find something better to give than pocket scum