if they want to mate..then the noises are unbearable

At 3 in the morning, it's just the late night crazies. Most all cats are light that because they are nocturnal.

Cats are actually crepulscular, they are most active in early morning and twilight. :)

My cat stays quiet if I tell her to knock it off(thank god). Down side it's a daily routine

not even mad....im impressed

But if someone stopped you from flapping, wouldn't you be upset?

OP should tell them to stop right meow!

Did you really just do that? You've got to be kitten me!

Gosh i would be LION if i said i didnt find this funny

this post is purrrrrrfect

Guys you have all crossed feLINE here.

lmeow

Or pull out a water bottle spray spray spray at 3am spray spray spray

that's just too harsh.

That just depends on the toy ;) ;)

No

Just get a hook and eye... Or if it's plastic maybe Velcro?