By Sir Anon - 29/02/2016 20:18 - United States - Champlin

Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's first question after I told her what happened was, "Did you hear Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar?" FML
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Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

lexiieeex3 32

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

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Wow... She doesn't even care?

lexiieeex3 32

Well she definitely cares that Leo won the Oscar.

she's just trying to understand why op passed out. Leo's Oscar seems like the most obvious reason.

[SARCASM] She cares avoid the right things, anyways. [/SARCASM]

That sucks man. Hope your girlfriend realized how shallow that was!

Xandrick 22

She sure knows how to ask the important questions...

lexiieeex3 32

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

I took this more so as a "wow did you pass out because you heard leo won an oscar" sort of situation. Like jokingly attributing his passing out to hearing such suprising news rather than her just going off topic and disregarding him. Personally I would've assumed the former idea and laughed it off because that's not a half bad joke.

katachristic 19

Plot twist: he actually did pass out cause Leo won an Oscar and she knocked him out again.

She was probably just trying to cheer you up by not talking about it.

Why is that everybody's first response these days

Because people are lazy.

Never come to FML for relationship advice.

Well, your girlfriend suuuuure knows how to prioritize.

Bandicoot88 16

Let Leo have this one

Maybe she was trying to be funny? Leo won an Oscar and you almost passed out. ...It was a crappy response, in any case.

Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

That was my first thought too