By Sir Anon - 29/02/2016 20:18 - United States - Champlin

Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's first question after I told her what happened was, "Did you hear Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar?" FML
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FelicityWishes 32
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Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

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lexiieeex3 32

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

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coltmerriman 15
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Wow... She doesn't even care?

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lexiieeex3 32

Well she definitely cares that Leo won the Oscar.

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hellnosucka 27
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she's just trying to understand why op passed out. Leo's Oscar seems like the most obvious reason.

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tomvertigo 17
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[SARCASM] She cares avoid the right things, anyways. [/SARCASM]

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Maximusmime 20
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That sucks man. Hope your girlfriend realized how shallow that was!

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Xandrick 22

She sure knows how to ask the important questions...

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lexiieeex3 32

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

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BeastyMcbeast 19
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I took this more so as a "wow did you pass out because you heard leo won an oscar" sort of situation. Like jokingly attributing his passing out to hearing such suprising news rather than her just going off topic and disregarding him. Personally I would've assumed the former idea and laughed it off because that's not a half bad joke.

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katachristic 19

Plot twist: he actually did pass out cause Leo won an Oscar and she knocked him out again.

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thestoryofacaleb 14
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She was probably just trying to cheer you up by not talking about it.

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razoray9 22
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Why is that everybody's first response these days

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MandieL 27
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Because people are lazy.

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Dilexar 26
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Never come to FML for relationship advice.

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Well, your girlfriend suuuuure knows how to prioritize.

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Bandicoot88 16

Let Leo have this one

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iamdorkette 12
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Maybe she was trying to be funny? Leo won an Oscar and you almost passed out. ...It was a crappy response, in any case.

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FelicityWishes 32
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Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

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thebiteof87 27
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That was my first thought too

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