By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
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New_York_fml 0
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Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL

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hecuva 0

and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :) Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)

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hk_fml 9
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LOL that is priceless xD

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greenltrn2003 0

haha agreed! I dont even have a smart comment for this one...this is fuckin awesome.

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danceintherain_ 0

haha that's funny

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BurpusMe 0
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Lame attempt at promotion?

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lame16 0
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LMAO. epic fail.

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beany212 0

right? RIGHT? He went for a wooden door but instead he just got a wood. CLEVER RIGHT?

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KillerKittieKat 4

um... She.... the OP is a girl... sorry

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New_York_fml 0
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Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL

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hecuva 0

LMAO time for all the cheesy puns to come out :)

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EprahsHteb 2
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Hahaha that comment was pure awesome.

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GeekBunny 0
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This may be the only recorded time in history that an employee has given their boss a raise.

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hecuva 0

and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :) Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)

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aback 4
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Brightened his day, at least.

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Dante167 0

Haha I know right! It looks like someones getting a promotion! ;-)

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loooooooooool_fml 1

Seems like he will call you to have a "private" conversation with him in due time.

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Imawhalerider 0

well now you can say that you had your boss by the balls.

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birds_fml 7

Wow, this is way worse than the time I was trying to use my friend as a shield from her dog, and I accidentally grabbed her boob.

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BadOwner 0
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Sort of thing happened 2 me. when my mom was pregnant, i thought it would be appropriate to feel her stomach. Instead, I grabbed MY MOMS BREAST!

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swooshq 0

sexual harassment!...hehe

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Someone won't be getting promoted anytime soon...

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Polionixon 2

you mean will :P

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