By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
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Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL

and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :) Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)

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LOL that is priceless xD

haha agreed! I dont even have a smart comment for this one...this is fuckin awesome.

Lame attempt at promotion?

LMAO. epic fail.

right? RIGHT? He went for a wooden door but instead he just got a wood. CLEVER RIGHT?

um... She.... the OP is a girl... sorry

Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL

LMAO time for all the cheesy puns to come out :)

Hahaha that comment was pure awesome.

This may be the only recorded time in history that an employee has given their boss a raise.

and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :) Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)

Brightened his day, at least.

Haha I know right! It looks like someones getting a promotion! ;-)

Seems like he will call you to have a "private" conversation with him in due time.

well now you can say that you had your boss by the balls.

Wow, this is way worse than the time I was trying to use my friend as a shield from her dog, and I accidentally grabbed her boob.

Sort of thing happened 2 me. when my mom was pregnant, i thought it would be appropriate to feel her stomach. Instead, I grabbed MY MOMS BREAST!

sexual harassment!...hehe

Someone won't be getting promoted anytime soon...