Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
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Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
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GreenMonster68 11
It had to be done
slayertack 19
Your uncle's awesome.
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Spider_Web 11
Maybe you guys got kicked out for dropping shit in the pool
ikilledaman 9
^This
Fluffasuars_Rawr 15
Oh my god...hahaha
xxsakuraxx 29
X'D
bobthemarley 6
The only thing that could make this better would be if the parents ran to the scene in the pricks defense and ur uncle threw them in too, after landing i few kicks and or stomps to their heads while verbally abusing them for being shit parents. Please say that happened
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
That happened!
monnanon 14
wow how antisocial are you?
FeatherTips 10
As a lifeguard, I'd clearly try to enforce the rules and tell him to get off the board. If he didn't, we could threaten to kick him out of the pool area, but we aren't allowed to use physical force. But if someone like your uncle pulled that, I'd have to kick him out of there, but I'd probably be silently thanking him. Some kids just won't listen, even to the lifeguards.
Poetaster 10
I would kick your butt.
Nurd4lyfe 7
One child's bully is another child's hero
LithFlavored 10
You shouldn't have gotten thrown out but kudos to your uncle. Kids think they can do whatever they want these days
lexim1130 15
The kid got what was coming to him!
Miss_Latina 13
I wonder where the kids parents where
soapmactavish82 8
Really sorry that happen to you
bellidona 15
You deserve it strictly because of ur " juggalo slasher " name .....
ethanszlez 14
you didnt deserve it, but that kid did