By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
I agree, your life sucks 504
You deserved it 59

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christinamarie17 29

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

maggiefox 25

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

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At least you found it!

sw33tt 14

You wents lookings for it so it's yours faults

One, how is it OP's fault? Two, who taught you grammar.... They didn't do a very good job.

PhantomFollower 20

#30 I do believe they were attempting to speak like Gollum/Smeagol. Watch LotR or The Hobbit for examples.

Yeah it would have worked better if it was your not yours

I don't watch that kinda shit so I wouldn't know, sorry for the inconvenience...

"That kind of shit" *triggered*

"I don't watch that kind of shit." Rude.

And your life is effed how? :D

christinamarie17 29

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

The friendship is real!

maggiefox 25

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

More like finger's keepers.... heh...

christinamarie17 29

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone, Nine for the mortal men doomed to die, One for the dark lord on his dark throne In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

It's found...and it's precious right?

dantee2005 33

I'm assuming you got the nickname because you didn't want to return it.