Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
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Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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iChel413 6
Sue for emotional damages (: that is not right. It could even get to the local news.
withoutapulse 2
Next carnival, you should suggest that the ringleader of the paper bag incident must wear a plastic bag over their head for pledges.
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Comments (126)
ambamm135 7
34, I accidentally thumbed you down :( forgive me!
CrewBoy 10
I ain't one to hold a grudge. :)
Dean93 2
well on the bright side, you could sue the school for harassment
llama612 27
To 34- Of course OP can think for himself. Have you never been to highschool before? If the kids there are mean enough to make this suggestion and then the teachers dumb enough to actually go through with it of course the kid will get picked on for not helping out charity if he says no, of course it's not going to be picked on by everyone but he's defs going to cop it from the kids who suggested it in the first place and also from some others, it was a lose lose situation for OP. Yes he could have stood up for himself because he did not have to put the bag on his head and yeah your suggestion of telling everyone to **** themselves and just leave isn't actually a bad one because hell those assholes deserved it. But if OP has been picked on a lot it is very hard for someone like that to say no especially when he sees that the teachers are all for it too and hell he could have been told if he didn't all the money pledge would have to be returned I'm not saying that is what happened I'm just saying it's possible. Also what do you mean bully nonsense? are you saying bullies don't exist? are you saying it's the victims fault for being bullied? what exactly do you mean by that? because I tell you it's not nonsense.
spottyblanket 8
sue the school and get that 500 for yourself, that is disgusting
CrewBoy 10
42, I'm gonna come out and say it right now. You sound like an outright pansy ass who was picked on all through high school or wasn't very popular. And NEVER stood up for himself. Of course bullies exist. What I'm saying is that stupid bullying like this IS NOT a big deal. It toughens people up for the real world. Had they beat him up and taped a bag on his head I would be flying out to this kids town to murder the people who did it. Do you know why? Because I'm not a ******* pussy and can actually stand up for myself. This kid had a choice. He chose to be the bitch and now suffers the consequences. The world is mean. Get over it.
CrewBoy 10
I have been to high school. I went from the little faggy bitch freshman year to the most popular kid in school by being nice to everyone, but putting my goddam foot down when needed.
CrewBoy 10
I'm sorry for saying the "f" word, it slipped out and I didn't mean it as an insult towards homosexuals. I was explaining who I was freshman year and its a common slang term.
CrewBoy 10
No one deserves to be picked on. But if you refuse to stand up for yourself from time to time again it's hard to make that case.
listo351 1
America sounds like the arsehole of the world, with the people inhabiting it being the shit... Some of the posts on here, unbelievable how shallow and petty you are! Way to go to teach kids against bullying