Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
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Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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iChel413 6
Sue for emotional damages (: that is not right. It could even get to the local news.
withoutapulse 2
Next carnival, you should suggest that the ringleader of the paper bag incident must wear a plastic bag over their head for pledges.
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Comments (126)
SoylentCandycorn 10
It's depressing when students act like such hateful little twats, but it's just pathetic when teachers behave like bratty teenage girls. Where they the outcasts in high school and are trying to soothe their own deep-seated inferiorities, or have they just not grasped the fact that they are not fifteen year olds anymore? Any staff member who encourages this level of spitefulness is not fit to be a teacher.
greeneye_fml 12
Sorry about your ugly face. And that your classmates are jerks about it. I had the ugly face too growing up. It sucks.
MikkiMotionless 8
People are cruel. /:
doodoo10 10
what kind of a school would allow that?! That is so rude and uncalled for!
88vivera 9
At least they raised a lot of money?
Jaqua99 2
Oh come on guys lol this is definitely a made up story.
murkinstock 5
I call bs
shawnagreenbean1 9
That's ****** up, op. You should sue the shit out of them.
armyman2013 2
Troll
Corgidan 12
Your school is comprised only of heartless bastards.