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At least you guys have something to discuss. My family on the other hand, we just eat silently. No one talks.
That is so awkward 13... How boring.
I like pudding
Isn't that right by New Zealand? Haha Jaykay my brother thinks psalms in the bible says possums :/
Maybe it is because English isn't my first language, what does jaykay mean? if i'd have to guess, it means joking??
Close. "Just Kidding".
And it's actually supposed to be the acronym "JK" for just kidding, not spelled out.
Do you have a filter?
el oh el I can't believe you totes just said jaykay
I don't even know what you're trying to say .. New Zealand isn't even mentioned in this FML, and neither is the Bible ..
#10 J.K. Rowling?
He was making a joke that the 'country of Iowa' is next to New Zealand
In the country of Iowa, Nelson Mandela is the antichrist
Chronic fatigue syndrome is not real there I hear.
Ya family dinners suck unless you're part of the Full House family!
Ah families. Where all the pent up crazy hides.
#19 It is still unrelated. It would be like me saying "I went to Iowa once and I was pelted with potatoes by civilians." Yeah, both involve Iowa but it would still be unrelated.
#37, it'd most likely be corn we pelt at you.
#53 That's what I thought what would happen, but potatoes were thrown instead. :(
Coming from a crazy, psycho family, I can say I feel for you. It's like being in a circus, except not fun and you can never leave.
Be nice and evil instead.
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I read it and thought, "Please don't let this be in the US..." Pleasantly surprised.
In the country of Iowa, Nelson Mandela is the antichrist