Miscellaneous: Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a...

By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML

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By fuck you, dad - 27/09/2012 18:36 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By Acidic Donut - 30/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML

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Skulll 13

Monday 8 August 2011 12:04

Your parents are abit over the top...

Jacobt24 19

Monday 8 August 2011 12:05

so I take it you're under 21?

Comments

MAXCAT1220 0

Monday 8 August 2011 14:07

Thats freaking retarded you had a sip and now their talking rehab i wouldn't go I'm sorry your life sucks

larisonr 4

Monday 8 August 2011 14:26

Probably shouldn't mention that heroin you've been shooting up.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:39

Or that you're pregnant to that carjacker who's spending some time in jail.

Luigio4 1

Monday 8 August 2011 14:31

if u r catholic say it was the wine from mass

Furry_dude 6

Monday 8 August 2011 14:37

just think what would happen of you told them "I only took one puff, and I didn't inhale"

ktateprado 0

Monday 8 August 2011 14:37

I agree.

HumanWiki 8

Monday 8 August 2011 14:46

Get new parents.

krzygurl 0

Monday 8 August 2011 15:04

thts gonna suck! same happen to me but with other stuff lol an I'm wayyy younger thanbu prolly were/are

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 8 August 2011 15:16

Overly strict parents are better than parents that let their kids run amok though. I'll let my kids drink with me once they get to high school (as in 1-2 drinks with dinner) but I'll be the first to beat their asses when they deserve it. I'd rather them hate me when they're young because they'll thank me for it later.

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 8 August 2011 15:31

It's clear they want you to go to rehab because you hate alcohol. They want you to become an alcoholic. There's no other explanation other than your parents being mentally retarded.