By Anonymous - 04/11/2012 00:19 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
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perdix 29

You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

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Screwie 25
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"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

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perdix 29

You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

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SnowWitney 17
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Don't worry OP. They all missed because they were so nervous at the idea of kissing such a beautiful young lady such as yourself. At least that what your mother will tell you, assuming she's not a A-hole like those archery guys.

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unknown_user5566 26

1- After reading your comment, I pictured Peeta and Katniss at the end of the games, when they decided to try and fuck with the rules. Only in "The Ugly Games", I'd imagine Peeta would just eat the poisonous berries.

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Marrach 7

14- Don't lie. You do not want to boost someones self esteem just to go back down. I'm sure shes not the ugliest person. Either way, everyone has beauty one way or another.

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airforce987 20
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"The Ugly Games" ...Sounds like a porno...a bad...bad..."what has been seen cannot be unseen" porno.

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oj101 33

I was going to kiss someone, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

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Drigr 9
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15 ruined the movie for me...

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annie_nk 22
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30 - In the book, they actually put the berries in their mouths but spit em out in time. Go see the movie. It's been out for months now

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Drigr 9
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I was being sarcastic. Though I never read the books, I did see the movie twice in theatres and bought it on blu ray the day it was released. I plan on reading the rest before the movies come out though. AFTER I finish the Sword of Truth series.

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arrowintheknee 5
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28 i know how you feel...

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alisidewinder 9

33-sword of truth is amazing. 1- "the ugly games" I would totally watch. However I'm sure op is a beautiful young woman. :)

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hellproof023 6
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Getting a little off subject but the sword of truth series is the best story EVER period.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Awwwww! Someone out there will do anything for your kiss! Just wait!

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preps87 0
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Not make a bulls-eye, apparently.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Including giving OP a Klondike bar?

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horseridermc 2
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The least they could've done was pretended they cared...

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Screwie 25
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"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

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Screwie 25
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Oh whoa, the comment got cut: " TROLL THEM OP, TROLL THEM.

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SarahBabieex3 4
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Hahaha best comment everr!!

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8KAGE8 8
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Ermahgerd I know this has nothing to do with the FML but I love your profile picture! Renaaaa!

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alexlovescandy 3
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Damn. That sucks, some people are just terrible.

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UncleMuscles 5

No, she is a hussy, next thing you know, she be just passing out handshakes too!

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olpally 32

Sounds like the scene from "10 things I hate about you" guy distracts girl, she shoots the coach in the ass with an arrow... Lol... People are such jerks, jeez.

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CharresBarkrey 15

This is nothing like that scene.

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astoryofroses 9
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"that's alright, no one likes kissing assholes anyway"

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maronofhearts 19

Who are you quoting? Yourself? Or is that one of napoleons famous quotes (Yeah yeah I get it that's what op should/could have said)

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Insanemf18 12
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That's not what you say to your boy friend

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Let's hope no one gets an arrow in the kne--*shot*

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enchi999 8
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No... Just no

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pokefan813 16
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*reloads* I'm sorry, chipmunk I just had to.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Yes, 35, to finish poor Chipmink off.

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arrowintheknee 5
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Im sorry he wont ever be an adventurer again.

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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There's three extra people on my death list.

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MagicGiraffe 12

I used to be a Vault Hunter like you...then I took a bullet to the knee :D

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ICastillo 24
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You should have played it off and been I was just joking all you guys are nerdy bastards anyways. But it's alright Op I bet those guys really couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

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xx1988 15
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You totally deserve it for assuming your kiss was prize-worthy. Joking or not, get over yourself!

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unknown_user5566 26

You're lucky no one was disgusted enough to shoot YOU to get out of the kiss.

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