By Anonymous - 04/11/2012 00:19 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
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You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

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You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

Don't worry OP. They all missed because they were so nervous at the idea of kissing such a beautiful young lady such as yourself. At least that what your mother will tell you, assuming she's not a A-hole like those archery guys.

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1- After reading your comment, I pictured Peeta and Katniss at the end of the games, when they decided to try and fuck with the rules. Only in "The Ugly Games", I'd imagine Peeta would just eat the poisonous berries.

14- Don't lie. You do not want to boost someones self esteem just to go back down. I'm sure shes not the ugliest person. Either way, everyone has beauty one way or another.

"The Ugly Games" ...Sounds like a porno...a bad...bad..."what has been seen cannot be unseen" porno.

I was going to kiss someone, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

15 ruined the movie for me...

30 - In the book, they actually put the berries in their mouths but spit em out in time. Go see the movie. It's been out for months now

I was being sarcastic. Though I never read the books, I did see the movie twice in theatres and bought it on blu ray the day it was released. I plan on reading the rest before the movies come out though. AFTER I finish the Sword of Truth series.

28 i know how you feel...

33-sword of truth is amazing. 1- "the ugly games" I would totally watch. However I'm sure op is a beautiful young woman. :)

Getting a little off subject but the sword of truth series is the best story EVER period.

Awwwww! Someone out there will do anything for your kiss! Just wait!

Not make a bulls-eye, apparently.

Including giving OP a Klondike bar?

The least they could've done was pretended they cared...

"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

Oh whoa, the comment got cut: " TROLL THEM OP, TROLL THEM.

Hahaha best comment everr!!

Ermahgerd I know this has nothing to do with the FML but I love your profile picture! Renaaaa!

Damn. That sucks, some people are just terrible.

No, she is a hussy, next thing you know, she be just passing out handshakes too!

Sounds like the scene from "10 things I hate about you" guy distracts girl, she shoots the coach in the ass with an arrow... Lol... People are such jerks, jeez.

This is nothing like that scene.

"that's alright, no one likes kissing assholes anyway"

Who are you quoting? Yourself? Or is that one of napoleons famous quotes (Yeah yeah I get it that's what op should/could have said)

That's not what you say to your boy friend

Let's hope no one gets an arrow in the kne--*shot*

No... Just no

*reloads* I'm sorry, chipmunk I just had to.

Yes, 35, to finish poor Chipmink off.

Im sorry he wont ever be an adventurer again.

There's three extra people on my death list.

I used to be a Vault Hunter like you...then I took a bullet to the knee :D

You should have played it off and been I was just joking all you guys are nerdy bastards anyways. But it's alright Op I bet those guys really couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

You totally deserve it for assuming your kiss was prize-worthy. Joking or not, get over yourself!

unknown_user5566 26

You're lucky no one was disgusted enough to shoot YOU to get out of the kiss.