By Anonymous - 04/11/2012 00:19 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
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perdix 29

You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

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Screwie 25

"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

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perdix 29

You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

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SnowWitney 17

Don't worry OP. They all missed because they were so nervous at the idea of kissing such a beautiful young lady such as yourself. At least that what your mother will tell you, assuming she's not a A-hole like those archery guys.

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unknown_user5566 26

1- After reading your comment, I pictured Peeta and Katniss at the end of the games, when they decided to try and **** with the rules. Only in "The Ugly Games", I'd imagine Peeta would just eat the poisonous berries.

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Marrach 7

14- Don't lie. You do not want to boost someones self esteem just to go back down. I'm sure shes not the ugliest person. Either way, everyone has beauty one way or another.

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airforce987 20

"The Ugly Games" ...Sounds like a porno...a bad...bad..."what has been seen cannot be unseen" porno.

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oj101 33

I was going to kiss someone, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

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annie_nk 22

30 - In the book, they actually put the berries in their mouths but spit em out in time. Go see the movie. It's been out for months now

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Drigr 9

I was being sarcastic. Though I never read the books, I did see the movie twice in theatres and bought it on blu ray the day it was released. I plan on reading the rest before the movies come out though. AFTER I finish the Sword of Truth series.

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alisidewinder 9

33-sword of truth is amazing. 1- "the ugly games" I would totally watch. However I'm sure op is a beautiful young woman. :)

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hellproof023 6

Getting a little off subject but the sword of truth series is the best story EVER period.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Awwwww! Someone out there will do anything for your kiss! Just wait!

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horseridermc 2

The least they could've done was pretended they cared...

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Screwie 25

"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

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Screwie 25

Oh whoa, the comment got cut: " TROLL THEM OP, TROLL THEM.

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8KAGE8 8

Ermahgerd I know this has nothing to do with the FML but I love your profile picture! Renaaaa!

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alexlovescandy 3

Damn. That sucks, some people are just terrible.

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UncleMuscles 5

No, she is a hussy, next thing you know, she be just passing out handshakes too!

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olpally 32

Sounds like the scene from "10 things I hate about you" guy distracts girl, she shoots the coach in the ass with an arrow... Lol... People are such jerks, jeez.

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CharresBarkrey 15

This is nothing like that scene.

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astoryofroses 9

"that's alright, no one likes kissing assholes anyway"

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maronofhearts 19

Who are you quoting? Yourself? Or is that one of napoleons famous quotes (Yeah yeah I get it that's what op should/could have said)

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Insanemf18 12

That's not what you say to your boy friend

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Let's hope no one gets an arrow in the kne--*shot*

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pokefan813 16

*reloads* I'm sorry, chipmunk I just had to.

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arrowintheknee 5

Im sorry he wont ever be an adventurer again.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

There's three extra people on my death list.

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MagicGiraffe 12

I used to be a Vault Hunter like you...then I took a bullet to the knee :D

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ICastillo 24

You should have played it off and been I was just joking all you guys are nerdy bastards anyways. But it's alright Op I bet those guys really couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

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xx1988 15

You totally deserve it for assuming your kiss was prize-worthy. Joking or not, get over yourself!

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unknown_user5566 26

You're lucky no one was disgusted enough to shoot YOU to get out of the kiss.

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