FML : Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart....

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Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pretty princess / Sunday 1 February 2009 08:55 / United States

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By OEsEben | 0

#199 - Thursday 5 February 2009 01:45

my girlfriend does this

By VexDraham | 0

#8632 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:04

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thats so great! I love your cat! lol.

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By OEsEben | 0

#199 - Thursday 5 February 2009 01:45

my girlfriend does this

Wreckless_fml | 6

#3224233 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:42

Hate it when that happens.

By djdeathwish | 0

#418 - Friday 6 February 2009 09:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MrCatman1125 | 2

#5083098 - Friday 26 October 2012 04:13

What's wrong with cats? They have just as much right to be in a home as any other thing, be it animal or man.

jessie841 | 11

#6368630 - Sunday 2 August 2015 02:41

I tend to agree.... Most cats aren't that nice

By VexDraham | 0

#8632 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:04

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thats so great! I love your cat! lol.

By pacmanaids | 0

#32942 - Sunday 15 March 2009 05:15

I lol'd so hard at this. Your cat is awesome.

By leye | 0

#58834 - Thursday 26 March 2009 01:40

aha #2...I feel sorry for you...LMAO!! funny cat... :P

By l30n | 0

#75401 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 10:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

me127 | 17

#6167145 - Friday 9 January 2015 01:05

I hate you.

By trapiadora | 0

#216664 - Thursday 21 May 2009 07:08

Oh what thats wierd. Maybe you should get a new cat. jk

By SAF_fml | 0

#281759 - Monday 8 June 2009 05:51

Dont get a new cat, this one is obviously smart and likes you in a cute weird way

By lakeylove | 0

#385401 - Friday 10 July 2009 10:54

Your cat likes you! Sharing is caring!

By bigraws23 | 0

#401292 - Thursday 16 July 2009 02:48

What's a touch me not cat?

ThisRandomChild | 0

#2793017 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:01

The cat doesn't want to be touched. Not too difficult a concept really. Cats suck anyways.

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