By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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Take a tennis racquet and whack him and say deuce.

Kick his balls and then say GOAAAAAAL.

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Best comment EVER!

wow hahaha tht sucks ouch GOAL!!!!! I <3 this FML

well now you have the perfect excuse to never give him head again. so goal!

Lol ^ yea you should tell him what 106 said than scream GOAL!

hahaha that's funny! chill out OP he was just playing around sometimes my boyfriend plays around like that but I get him.

Congrats on the boyfriend who is NHL material. He is really good. Lol. Anti flood protection pisses me off. it sucks and what does it even mean?

canadian boyss these day lmfaoo

haha juz be glad it waznt a real hockey puck... those hurt...... trust me, I got hit in the stomach from my brother.....

haha juz be glad it waznt a real hockey puck... those hurt...... trust me, I got hit in the stomach from my brother.....

haha juz be glad it waznt a real hockey puck... those hurt...... trust me, I got hit in the stomach from my brother.....

Take a tennis racquet and whack him and say deuce.

TRI for having such shitty taste in men.

Maybe he was aiming for your mouth.

That's what I usually do on weekends.

You let people aim for your mouth? ^ Gross.

That's what I was thinking 5. OP, get a new boyfriend.

haha it's a little bit funny, if I was her I would have laughed it off. because honestly, how often does that happen. haha

76- doubt you'll be able to laugh with a busted lip. Especially by a hockey ball.

its hockey puck not ball.... and 5 is so strong...

He got balls in her mouth! Definitely a goal. (;

my first reaction would of course be "goal". he can apologize after that and laugh together...

She said aisle?

Or it was corrected by the mods, but sometimes people actually try to correct something that doesn't need correction. Grammar-Nazis in training I guess. Amatures!

Or maybe* Mornings suck.

I have not stopped laughing yet! FYL but it is still freaking hilarious!

that gota hurt u k