By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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ManBearP1g 0
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Take a tennis racquet and whack him and say deuce.

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sweet_candy_ 17
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Kick his balls and then say GOAAAAAAL.

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C6Racer 0

GOAL!!!

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ruben_A_ruiz 0
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Best comment EVER!

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fl0ffy 0
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wow hahaha tht sucks ouch GOAL!!!!! I <3 this FML

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natirixoxo 0
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well now you have the perfect excuse to never give him head again. so goal!

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Adorlee 11
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Lol ^ yea you should tell him what 106 said than scream GOAL!

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Ohmygiluvcookies 0

hahaha that's funny! chill out OP he was just playing around sometimes my boyfriend plays around like that but I get him.

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tulsafml 0
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Congrats on the boyfriend who is NHL material. He is really good. Lol. Anti flood protection pisses me off. it sucks and what does it even mean?

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L3Paparazzo 7
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canadian boyss these day lmfaoo

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babbu18 0
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haha juz be glad it waznt a real hockey puck... those hurt...... trust me, I got hit in the stomach from my brother.....

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babbu18 0
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haha juz be glad it waznt a real hockey puck... those hurt...... trust me, I got hit in the stomach from my brother.....

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babbu18 0
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haha juz be glad it waznt a real hockey puck... those hurt...... trust me, I got hit in the stomach from my brother.....

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ManBearP1g 0
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Take a tennis racquet and whack him and say deuce.

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GabiIsPrettyKewl 0

hahahahaha funny

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Jeditnkr 0

TRI for having such shitty taste in men.

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marinus_fml 19
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Maybe he was aiming for your mouth.

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C6Racer 0

That's what I usually do on weekends.

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j300zx 0
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You let people aim for your mouth? ^ Gross.

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vsx2000goton 0

That's what I was thinking 5. OP, get a new boyfriend.

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seximexi911 10

haha it's a little bit funny, if I was her I would have laughed it off. because honestly, how often does that happen. haha

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resinnet 0
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76- doubt you'll be able to laugh with a busted lip. Especially by a hockey ball.

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fl0ffy 0
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its hockey puck not ball.... and 5 is so strong...

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thanuja 0

He got balls in her mouth! Definitely a goal. (;

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GTFL_Later 0

cool....

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hnz 13
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my first reaction would of course be "goal". he can apologize after that and laugh together...

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Kingman17 0

Aisle*

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Bano360 25
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She said aisle?

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xXSillyLoveXx 0
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Or it was corrected by the mods, but sometimes people actually try to correct something that doesn't need correction. Grammar-Nazis in training I guess. Amatures!

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xXSillyLoveXx 0
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Or maybe* Mornings suck.

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Southerndatageek 2
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I have not stopped laughing yet! FYL but it is still freaking hilarious!

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misa08 0

that gota hurt u k

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