By arrow - 23/02/2016 20:39 - United States - Pomona

Today, the officers of my archery club forgot to check if anybody was behind the targets looking for arrows. I got hit in the leg. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

"I used to be an archer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

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Soninuva 41

This sounds like the beginning of a bad Skyrim joke...

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Soninuva 41

Really? The first comment, and it's something of this idiotic nature?

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blueideamonkey97 11

I used to be good in archery club. Then I took an arrow to the knee...

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Zelphoric 25

I use to be good in an archery club, but then someone stole my sweetroll.

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CaptainCrow 13

I used to be good in archery club, but then i drank skooma

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thedell3030 21

Oooohh, that is so not cool OP! I hope they did something to make it up to you!

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sturschaedel 27

And still, OP was lucky it was just his leg being hit. Head or torso would have been way worse. Yeah, I, too, hope that they will find a way to make it up for OP, and prevent it from happening again.

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

"I used to be an archer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

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Rkikkas9713 25

It's an arrow in* the knee. That's always been a pet peeve of mine. Either way it's Nordic custom (in real life and skyrim) to say that instead of,"getting married"

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teapotrevolt 27

I'm so happy you saw it and took it. I will never tire of this joke.

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mxiii 7

Did it pierce the skin or anything? Hope you're alright!

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Soninuva 41

Unless they were toy arrows (the kind with a suction cup tip), given the force needed to make an arrow travel the distance to most targets at standard ranges, it's a pretty safe bet that it did.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

No, not at all. It simply caressed op's skin, I'm sure.

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bandaidstations 28

Even if it wasnt an arrow with a crazy killer tip on it...My boyfriend got shot in the leg with a blunt practice arrow. It still went the whole way through and he still has nerve damage from it. Was a pretty serious injury.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Since his skin is made of impenetrable adamantium that developed at a young age, he was easily able to deflect the aerodynamically sharpened weapon traveling at 200 mph. Yup, not even a scratch.

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Shade0000 9

The arrow could've grazed the skin. If it was a broadhead, it's gotta be 10x worse, especially if it's a quad blade head.

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Nabexis 9

You could probably sue them for that. That's negligence.

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khaoticpanda 28

Thats what i was thinking. I know very little about archery but if it were a gun range for sure lawsuits would be made.

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Dale_shackleford 13

If it were a gun range they would probably be shut down and jailed. You can also almost garuntee that they would lose their FFL, assuming they have one.

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Nabexis 9

It's an injury caused by negligence of the people who are supposed to make sure someone isn't hurt, this is literally the perfect time to sue--if only to cover medical bills. Which they should've doing anyway, since it's THEIR fault OP was injured.

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MasterTron 24

I'd give you a cookie but I took an arrow to the knee

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