Fun-filled vacation together!

By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 15:02 - South Africa

Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Let's everyone CTFD. I know Zanzibar is a real place on Earth. I was just kidding. Sounds unusual, though.

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Grizz8831 14

life jackets? I would think any sort of resort focusing on water based activities would require you to where life jackets, regardless of how good of a swimmer you are. some water is more difficult to swim in (density reasons I think). it could also be a good time to learn the basics.

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phybreawptic 13

So he's not a fan of watersports, huh?

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RichardPencil 30

Haha! This would be sad if Zanzibar existed. It's just a planet from some science-fiction novel! Maybe you can get some Vibranium or Spice or a light saber while you're in Zanzibar!😂😂😂

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RichardPencil 30

Probably, although Mercury is a real planet.

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aribanks 12

Zanzibar is in Africa. Its an island off Tanzania

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RichardPencil 30

Let's everyone CTFD. I know Zanzibar is a real place on Earth. I was just kidding. Sounds unusual, though.

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Grizz8831 14

life jackets? I would think any sort of resort focusing on water based activities would require you to where life jackets, regardless of how good of a swimmer you are. some water is more difficult to swim in (density reasons I think). it could also be a good time to learn the basics.

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Lindsey Taul 9

First of all, Zanzibar DOES exist. It's called Zanzibar Island, also known as Unguja, off the coast of Tanzania. Second, EXCURSIONS, not exclusions :)

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timinator5000 28

Who did the planning? Did someone surprise the other? Sounds like more communication is needed

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Yummi_913 18

I mean it's not like he can't get in a few quick swimming lessons like a big boy..... oh wait, no he can't because there's a global pandemic going on 🙃

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bobsanction 18

Maybe you should have found out BEFORE planning a water-based vacation?

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Colleenfllorida 9

Hope those tickets are transferable and your BFF can swim!

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AstroTurf Matador 8

Your exclusions include...? Those 2 words are exact opposties.

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raven_of_azarath 34

I was thinking this (though a list of things being excluded can include things on it). And if the water-based activities are actually “exclusions,” then they’re activities that aren’t part of the vacation, so there’s actually no problem here. But I have a feeling OP actually meant “excursions.”

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