By Mrs. Terrified - 23/10/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 196
You deserved it 4 492

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No babies for you.

pinkpolarbear 8

WIN! The man knows how to shoot.

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No babies for you.

Dad's gonna shoot your boyfriend like he shot you

Hopefully her dad doesn't know voodoo.

LiyIa_fml 8

Don'tcha love protective fathers? You are his baby girl after all.

I was just shooting with my daughter... When suddenly, a wild boyfriend appears! Boyfriend used douche pose. Boyfriend missed. Father uses groin shot. It's super effective!

Looks like his pokeballs got blow off.

crotch shot?

cyrusyoman 5

29- I'm pretty sure op is a girl

31- You are win! :-D

64, that was the whole point of the comment.

Im gonna laugh if your boyfriend felt that... Enough said

pinkpolarbear 8

WIN! The man knows how to shoot.

BOOM WEINERSHOT

Dad, what a ballsey effort

boringday123 7

@34 more like headshot ;D

Indeed! That man deserves a 'like' button on him!

suddenly. dickless boyfriend.

bizarre_ftw 21

I don't think he'd really count as her bf after that.. More like a Very close eunuch. .....friend. ... ^_-

birdmanjr 1

Hey, I know the girl who posted this, and her bf. It wasn't so sudden.

MwahFMLS 6

Awww :)

enonymous 8

You're lucky. My father used shape charges on mannequins with my Bfs picture on it

ChrisTheCalm 9

Umm aren't you a guy? Well maybe I should say gay...

molly2moon 0

Shooting my child's boyfriends balls Like a boss

Now he can't jizz in his pants

Or have a dick in a box

EvilCupcake8361 9

53 just lost the game

40, dick in a box balls in a bag

Looks like you're adoptin'.

Lol that's something my dad and brother would really do

The_creator_fml 2

If you wanted to scare your dad back, you could have pretended to kiss the wound better.

Im2Handsom 1

BOOM! ..nut shot?

iFizzgig 11

I see what you did there.

That's just like in the old game combat arms…

It's still a head shot... Just the other head :p