Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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falconjade 19
Well that's a holiday memory the kids will never forget
Likian5 26
Wow, this is my first time hearing of a dog actually CATCHING a rabbit, more or less eating it.
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Comments (106)
rocker_chick23 27
Explain that what they saw was a part of nature. I learned that in second grade when the whole class learned about the food chain.
falconjade 19
What a bitch
LCPLStewie 23
My brother hit a bunny yesterday, with ALL our younger siblings in the car... Ya that didn't end well. So I feel your pain
CorpsmanUp88 21
At least the garden might acually grow this year.
LCPLStewie 23
That's horrible, funny and true all at the same time 0.o
melaena 12
"Hey kids, look at the Easter Bunn-wait... Never mind."
newzealand 28
Quickly remind them Jesus died on Easter Friday and came back to life a couple of days later...
laden_swallow09 35
Unless Jesus was reincarnated into a rabbit, I don't see how that's relevant. Well, it's kids we're talking about, so I guess it doesn't HAVE to make sense…
RedPillSucks 33
allegory! allegory!
mishacollins 15
Why have people hit the "you deserve it" button? How have they deserved it?
LCPLStewie 23
Owning a dog perhaps? IDK It's always interesting to see people think that and dislike comments when in truth they're pretty much right on... 0.o
more4me 27
I think people hit the thumbs down button for fun, without even reading the FML. Don't pay attention
LCPLStewie 23
Sucks when you 're like this close to getting that one "no buried comments" badge though LOL Not serious but it's interesting to see the people's reactions
tj4234 36
You could argue that they should have restrained their dog. And, maybe that's why people vote ydi. But it's probably to do with people badge hunting. You get a badge for clicking ydi on enough fmls.
tazmanmike2013 17
Gotta love dogs. Hope the kids don't have nighmares
an3ph 20
Easter bunny dead!
ELoni_fml 25
Kids have to learn about the circle of life, maybe not in such a bloody way though
WeskersSexslave 15
go get it checkes. My boyfriends dog once ate a rat and her liver failed. ):
Mifflicious 18
The rat had probably eaten rat poison, it destroys the kidneys and liver.