By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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capnbzarr 43
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WTF is wrong with people? How could you click "YDI" for this? I suspect misogyny is the answer.

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beeship321 5
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sucks to be you op. Good luck with that one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. you been banging my husband? I go beserk on you!

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mz_booty 0

don't worry maybe she had u mixed up!! lol

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hedgerow 0
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Haven't had sex in months? Maybe the boss can 'dkscipline' you...

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aquariusangel420 0
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well some people aren't lucky enough to be a slut or a man whore like you

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KiddNYC1O 20

First!

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Second first! Wait.... what?

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LunaNstars 0

:( FYL

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khaya 9
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It was all a setup for your boss to 'discipline' you.

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ubetrwatchBN 5
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Aww, it's ok OP, I'll give you some lovin'. *Sees OP* Holy shit, nevermind!

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PDeffinP 0

WTF did you do to make her suspect that? Or is she just a complete idiot? Hopefully you don't get a spanking :(

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gutzz 0

I think op would love a spanking right now.... it has been months afterall.

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raven02 0

now it's time to do wat u do best f*** ur boss or give him head maybe he will give differed judification 4 this kinda a crime.FYL

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beeship321 5
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sucks to be you op. Good luck with that one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. you been banging my husband? I go beserk on you!

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notsocrazee 0

roses are dead violence is due don't touch my husband or I'll run you through...

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EvilPotato 14
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19 is pure genius

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KUSHaholic 0

19 you a beast ! hahaha

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Death_From_Above 0
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I bet you love you job

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capnbzarr 43
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WTF is wrong with people? How could you click "YDI" for this? I suspect misogyny is the answer.

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SirEBC 7

If by "misogyny" you mean "trolling," then yes, you are correct.

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ckyorelse 18

it's simple really, I hit the button with my finger

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just_lol 0
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Epic W... naaah Epic fail ckyorelse...

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Suchagoonnn 4
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theres always gonna be people who do that type of stuff on the internet, no matter what the situation.

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savs11 13
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Just because someone hasn't had sex in awhile doesn't mean she's not a flirt. The wife would have some reason to accuse her, unless she's some paranoid psycho. It's also possible people are trolling when clicking ydi. :D

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Hoopscapades 0

well I bet the rest of your work day was super after that -_-

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parkg1996 0

it was me XD

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PassTheDutch 0
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o man you haven't had sex in months. that sucks. FYL

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dathotginge 0
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I cud fix that and get those months of abstinence to go away ;)

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TheWorldGreatest 8
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I guess we should cry for you, please find something else to complain about your starting to sound like a dumb ass

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richard121212 0

it's FML dumbfuck. don't complain about people who are SUPPOSED to complain. that's why its called Fuck My Life bitch.

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Flipflops4ever 0
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Her husband is ur coworker & u don't know him?

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manzanita2121 6
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he might be new???

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Southerndatageek 2
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might be a big company

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