By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 510
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WTF is wrong with people? How could you click "YDI" for this? I suspect misogyny is the answer.

sucks to be you op. Good luck with that one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. you been banging my husband? I go beserk on you!

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don't worry maybe she had u mixed up!! lol

Haven't had sex in months? Maybe the boss can 'dkscipline' you...

well some people aren't lucky enough to be a slut or a man whore like you

Second first! Wait.... what?

It was all a setup for your boss to 'discipline' you.

Aww, it's ok OP, I'll give you some lovin'. *Sees OP* Holy shit, nevermind!

WTF did you do to make her suspect that? Or is she just a complete idiot? Hopefully you don't get a spanking :(

I think op would love a spanking right now.... it has been months afterall.

now it's time to do wat u do best f*** ur boss or give him head maybe he will give differed judification 4 this kinda a crime.FYL

sucks to be you op. Good luck with that one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. you been banging my husband? I go beserk on you!

roses are dead violence is due don't touch my husband or I'll run you through...

19 is pure genius

19 you a beast ! hahaha

I bet you love you job

WTF is wrong with people? How could you click "YDI" for this? I suspect misogyny is the answer.

If by "misogyny" you mean "trolling," then yes, you are correct.

it's simple really, I hit the button with my finger

Epic W... naaah Epic fail ckyorelse...

theres always gonna be people who do that type of stuff on the internet, no matter what the situation.

Just because someone hasn't had sex in awhile doesn't mean she's not a flirt. The wife would have some reason to accuse her, unless she's some paranoid psycho. It's also possible people are trolling when clicking ydi. :D

well I bet the rest of your work day was super after that -_-

o man you haven't had sex in months. that sucks. FYL

I cud fix that and get those months of abstinence to go away ;)

I guess we should cry for you, please find something else to complain about your starting to sound like a dumb ass

it's FML dumbfuck. don't complain about people who are SUPPOSED to complain. that's why its called Fuck My Life bitch.

Her husband is ur coworker & u don't know him?

he might be new???

might be a big company