Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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acisking
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FIRST!!!
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mz_booty
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don't worry maybe she had u mixed up!! lol
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hedgerow
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Haven't had sex in months? Maybe the boss can 'dkscipline' you...
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aquariusangel420
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well some people aren't lucky enough to be a slut or a man whore like you
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
First!
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CryMoreFMLs
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Second first!
Wait.... what?
Wait.... what?
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LunaNstars
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:( FYL
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khaya
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It was all a setup for your boss to 'discipline' you.
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ubetrwatchBN
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Aww, it's ok OP, I'll give you some lovin'.
*Sees OP*
Holy shit, nevermind!
*Sees OP*
Holy shit, nevermind!
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PDeffinP
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WTF did you do to make her suspect that? Or is she just a complete idiot? Hopefully you don't get a spanking :(
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gutzz
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I think op would love a spanking right now.... it has been months afterall.
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raven02
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now it's time to do wat u do best f*** ur boss or give him head maybe he will give differed judification 4 this kinda a crime.FYL
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beeship321
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sucks to be you op. Good luck with that one.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
you been banging my husband?
I go beserk on you!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
you been banging my husband?
I go beserk on you!
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notsocrazee
| 0
roses are dead
violence is due
don't touch my husband
or I'll run you through...
violence is due
don't touch my husband
or I'll run you through...
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Krilleee
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lol!! :D
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Crazyjoe33
| 6
#19 Win!
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EvilPotato
| 14
19 is pure genius
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marissabunge23
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haha damn!
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KUSHaholic
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19 you a beast ! hahaha
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Death_From_Above
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I bet you love you job
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capnbzarr
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WTF is wrong with people? How could you click "YDI" for this? I suspect misogyny is the answer.
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SirEBC
| 7
If by "misogyny" you mean "trolling," then yes, you are correct.
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ckyorelse
| 18
it's simple really, I hit the button with my finger
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just_lol
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Epic W... naaah Epic fail ckyorelse...
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Suchagoonnn
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theres always gonna be people who do that type of stuff on the internet, no matter what the situation.
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savs11
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Just because someone hasn't had sex in awhile doesn't mean she's not a flirt. The wife would have some reason to accuse her, unless she's some paranoid psycho. It's also possible people are trolling when clicking ydi. :D
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Hoopscapades
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well I bet the rest of your work day was super after that -_-
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jess6blondie9
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Prank call.
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parkg1996
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it was me XD
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PassTheDutch
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o man you haven't had sex in months. that sucks. FYL
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dathotginge
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I cud fix that and get those months of abstinence to go away ;)
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TheWorldGreatest
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I guess we should cry for you, please find something else to complain about your starting to sound like a dumb ass
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pksparrow53
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stfu hoe
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richard121212
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it's FML dumbfuck. don't complain about people who are SUPPOSED to complain. that's why its called Fuck My Life bitch.
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TheWorldGreatest
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so very nice
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Flipflops4ever
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Her husband is ur coworker & u don't know him?
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manzanita2121
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he might be new???
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Southerndatageek
| 2
might be a big company
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
you been banging my husband?
I go beserk on you!