Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, I got so sad and depressed looking at my old pictures. I had such bad body dysmorphia from all the mean, nasty, hateful things my horrid family used to bully me for that I never realized I was actually pretty. Now thanks to an autoimmune disease my body will never look nor feel the same. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Chazzster 32
OP, I am sorry that it came to this. I have neuropathy in my feet and hands (from chemo) and I understand the pain and frustration that causes... Usually it's better to pick a road and stay with it than to keep switching back and forth because that usually gets you nowhere. It's a shame that you now have nerve damage -You don't deserve that.
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Lamitucus 4
Hate to say but any time your skin is cut you have damaged nerves. The more it’s cut the more extreme the damage is.
Chazzster 32
OP, I am sorry that it came to this. I have neuropathy in my feet and hands (from chemo) and I understand the pain and frustration that causes... Usually it's better to pick a road and stay with it than to keep switching back and forth because that usually gets you nowhere. It's a shame that you now have nerve damage -You don't deserve that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your parents let you get a boob job in your teens? Wow..... you do realize that teens are still developing, right? That was completely unnecessary. I get it, but at the same time, I don't think it was a wise decision, and definitely a bad one on the part of your parents. I developed more than all the other girls in my class and was very self conscious about it because I'd be teased all the time by these jealous brats. But never once did I consider surgery to change myself.