FML : Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

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Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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Boss wasn't playing around. I did find it amusing and sad at the same time that they are my boss...

By MegaBear / Wednesday 15 June 2011 05:46 / United States

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By EvilDoll | 7

#2685912 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:08

fucking magnets, how do they work?

By MyDixiNormous | 0

#2685916 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:11

Poor magnet will never live up to his expectations.

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By scullster | 0

#2685900 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:02

Shade

seanders | 10

#2685957 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:37

Makes you wonder what he tries to stick his penis in.

eminemchick | 19

#2686001 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:07

as epic mealtime would say. "smart!"xD

noto_fml | 0

#2686030 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:33

no, not shady at all

IceeCreamm | 7

#2686076 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:51

How is he a boss?

dre_bro11 | 12

#2686226 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 14:30

Well then OP, a pay rise shouldn't be too hard to get out of him.

sweeetas | 5

#2686250 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 14:38

yeah just show him how a magnet works. it totally screams promotion!! hah

dolphincheddar | 10

#2686253 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 14:40

stop watching your boss and do your job

ericb8272 | 2

#2686336 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:10

show him how magnets work...like a boss

YacL | 15

#2686950 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:49

"Listen here, noob."

delilahsmiles17 | 0

#2687153 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:19

Today, my favorite magnet broke. FML ;(

xxlauruh | 0

#2687180 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:24

is he a juggalo?

HannahForbesxo | 13

#2687317 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:51

Like a boss.

mygreenhoodie | 0

#2687834 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:03

fuckin' smart.

princessRiRi97 | 0

#2689982 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:16

Show him how to use his dick then you will get a promotion

mandipandi30 | 0

#2690278 - Thursday 16 June 2011 0:00

122-what's a juggalo?!

BShady96 | 0

#2690704 - Thursday 16 June 2011 0:53

Yo fuck Magneto, join the x-men they got a nicer crib

Darklord6980 | 5

#2691565 - Thursday 16 June 2011 3:28

it's spelled jigglalo....

lv8898 | 0

#2692226 - Thursday 16 June 2011 5:25

stupidity should be punishable by death. this should be a universal law set for every country.

IHeartJimi02 | 0

#2693232 - Thursday 16 June 2011 10:24

194, your thinking of gigolo not jiggalo. There is such a person called a juggalo.

majorbob10 | 0

#3032376 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:37

But then everyone would DIE

By Temi25 | 6

#2685908 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:06

was there a thumbtack?

xlord | 27

#2686502 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:43

doesn't matter what he was doing as long as he did it LIKE A BOSS!!!

leader0011 | 5

#2687824 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:02

win^

LaughinStock | 16

#2689564 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:16

WTF there is a real Micheal Scott 0.o

bagginzy | 14

#2691150 - Thursday 16 June 2011 1:54

OP, is your boss a Mormon?

MeBeYourFriend | 0

#2701449 - Friday 17 June 2011 11:30

OP, What kind of job are you working at? Cuz i can understand if its a Mental instute or an Aslyum, but i cant see any otrher "boss" sticking magnets to cardboard

Devyn333 | 16

#2707938 - Saturday 18 June 2011 9:56

I thought the FML said "midget".

By Celesta | 11

#2685909 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:06

Why is your boss playing around?

abluekiwi | 0

#2686097 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:57

Science, woman!

Celesta | 11

#2686372 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:19

And he fails it obviously. :)

SuperCassie | 0

#2686442 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:32

whats so FML-ish in his story? the one that should be writing this is the boss cos someone saw his stupidy.

SuperCassie | 0

#2686458 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:34

i meant *stupidity

iluvnba | 0

#2686525 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:50

hes a boss he can try to stick a magnet to his penis if he wants

By akvc | 0

#2685911 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:07

you should've asked him what he was doin, lol

By EvilDoll | 7

#2685912 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:08

fucking magnets, how do they work?

SparrowFall | 0

#2686061 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:47

aw damn beat me to the joke.

Eggers | 2

#2686436 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:32

Miracles

xxGreenDay17xx | 0

#2687102 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:08

magic!

geko911 | 22

#2688152 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:01

the boss is a mormon!

undisclosed2600 | 2

#2690757 - Thursday 16 June 2011 1:00

Very carefully.

EvilDoll | 7

#2690926 - Thursday 16 June 2011 1:25

bwahaha!
I was afraid someone would beat me to this, but apparently in invincible.

FeedMonkeyking | 4

#2691657 - Thursday 16 June 2011 3:42

I was laughing about this one before I opened the comments.

FeedMonkeyking | 4

#2691659 - Thursday 16 June 2011 3:42

I was laughing about this one before I opened the comments.

lifeguardd | 0

#2692432 - Thursday 16 June 2011 6:17

#6 evildoll thats. hilarious hahhahaha

keeks46 | 12

#3459642 - Thursday 20 October 2011 5:50

Awesome

By MyDixiNormous | 0

#2685916 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:11

Poor magnet will never live up to his expectations.

T9FTW | 20

#5079302 - Thursday 25 October 2012 9:11

I burst out laughing at your username!

By vanquish83 | 0

#2685918 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:11

Bosses are always right but some make a fool out of themself. Either u laugh or smile at them. I perfer laugh out loud.....

instnt1nfction | 16

#2685969 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:47

I prefer to creepy stare at them until they give me a raise

spoilt_ | 15

#2686010 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:12

Give you a raise for being creepy & staring? More like fire you for being a weirdo..

llCHR15ll | 0

#2686472 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:36

I "perfer" correct punctuation...
just saying ;)

llCHR15ll | 0

#2688038 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:34

pretty damn stupid. I'm not gonna show my face here for at least... an hour or two

By LizzJizz | 16

#2685919 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:11

Cool lets see what he does with a staple gun :D

rattusrattus | 18

#2686000 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:06

He uses it to apply sellotape, obviously.

Capt_Oblivious | 9

#2686450 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:33

Hopefully he'll apply his toupee with it, that's the best way to do it after all, keeps it in place with no fear of slippage.

By iHaveADream_ | 0

#2685920 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:12

lolol, without dumb people, there wouldn't be anything to laugh at.

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#2685967 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:45

If he's dumb enough to try that he'll be dumb enough to be persuaded to give OP a raise...

DarkHelmet | 10

#2687709 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:54

I agree with you both!!

leader0011 | 5

#2687892 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:08

well if most peiple become dumb... would we laugh at the smart people

By mk58 | 31

#2685921 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:12

That's one smart cookie.

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