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By RoxahTheGreat - 26/12/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By LostSoul - 19/07/2019 14:02

Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML

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Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 23:56 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours unloading boxes into my new apartment. After unloading the entire truck and making trips up and down two flights of stairs, I heard a knock on the door. Apparently the landlord gave me the key to the WRONG apartment. Mine is downstairs. FML

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This is terrible!

By Baddad - 24/11/2019 20:00

Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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figurey 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

so? go down to the bar, get a drink and have it added to the room bill.

Tigg3r 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Sounds like my family.

Comments

Tigg3r 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Sounds like my family.

GeorgeBoosh 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:15

…and mine. I got even tho. Ha ha ha ha ha…did I ever get even! The jail time was worth it too.

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:06

ii don't belive that ur family wouldn't let u back in >:(

catalystics 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:17

you shouldve Spartan kicked the door open and smacked them down

CinderChicken 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:20

woop dee do. family antics. obviously you made it back in anyway. this is really not an f my life.

chanprice 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:12

Don be such a douche

subiedude08 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:13

Oh really how would you feel if your family did that to you

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:33

Hahaha, that sounds like something I would do. Your life is good. It's not like you were naked.

figurey 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

so? go down to the bar, get a drink and have it added to the room bill.

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:01

And then, when they see the bill, act like you have no idea how it got there. "I was with you guys the whole time, right? Right?"

tamoodielovesmar 1

Monday 23 May 2011 6:15

win

bigz2k 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:16

...And? Were you naked? Did you get kicked out of the hotel for vagrancy? Family left you phoneless, moneyless, and friendless in a faraway city forcing you to beg on the streets next to people who have been without a roof of any kind over their head for years just you could scrape together enough money to afford an hour at the internet cafe and tell the world of the indignity you've suffered? Why is your life F'd? Why should we care?

iEatGuppies 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:51

oh yeah. family doesn't love you. no FML right there. dumbass.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:28

maybe because it seems her family doesn't want her, that would feel really bad.. "should we let her in?" "nah we don't want her here". If they wanted her there there would have been no debate they would have just opened the door

MiaKong 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:00

Or maybe people need to learn to take a joke. They may have only been debating on whether to play a joke on them or not. Geesh. They're just being whiny and this is hardly an FML.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:40

if they were joking wouldn't they have let her in and laughed about it and she wouldn't have posted it here?

swartm34 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:56

Maybe you're an awful person? Work on that

twitchyyy 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:03

lmfaoo that sucks ass!

analltimelow 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 12:32

You should have made the best out of the situation: 'should we let her in' 'naa i dont like that' 'well **** you i'm going down the the bar and charging it to you tab' *LAUGHS EVILY AND PROCEEDS TO GET PISSED* the end.